"Wake Me Up Before You Go(go)" by Wham.

This is ultimate gayness.

Although, I must admit that George Michael also has his hand in the coolest gay song ever, "Freedom 90".

Lover Boy, by Queen.

I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy

Ooh let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster)
Ooh ooh can you feel my love heat
Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love
And tell me how do you feel right after-all
I'd like for you and I to go romancing
Say the word - your wish is my command

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Write my letter
Feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone

When I'm not with you
I think of you always
(I miss those long hot summer nights)
I miss you
When I'm not with you
Think of me always
Love you - love you

Hey boy where do you get it from
Hey boy where did you go ?
I learned my passion in the good old
Fashioned school of loverboys

Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely
One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it)

Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy)
Ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Everything's all right
Just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy

...even though I like John Mayer, I'll admit the first time I heard "Your Body is Wonderland" ...I thought it was gay.

the Pet Shop Boys' version of "You were always on my Mind"

Wow...Lover Boy is a pretty gay song.

It's funny how they can be so gay and then completely rock out on the solo for "We Will Rock You".

Weird.

NKOTB

I bet you had an NKOTB sleeping bad, pillow case, and lunch box.

um, anything by Erasure.

I heard "Cum On Feel The Noize" this morning and thought that it sounded pretty f-in gay. I never really was a fan when it came out, but it's pushing max homo nowadays.

Gig 'Em

Erasure is cool gay, though...

Cool gay doesn't count. Another example of cool gay would be "I Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode. There is no doubt this song is ultimate gayness, but the coolness is also undeniable.



By the way, I forgot my favorite gay sing along standard!

"I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys....The best ever!

Aggietom, I didn't, but I SOOOOOOOo wanted them. My girlfriend across the street did, along w/the telephone. ...made me upset. ...but the other day, the radio was playing some NKOTB and even though no one was in the car, I was embarassed to be listening. *big smile*

You have reached "Ultimate Gayness" for your NKOTB infraction.

I reached "Ultimate Gayness" when I performed "I Want It That Way" at my bachelor party. My friends were also deemed gay since they made me do it. By the way, two of them are on this board...Purechapman and austinag2k. Call them gay if you see them.

anything by the Carpenters

No, noo, noo. I reached "Ultimate Gayness" when I sang Living la Vida loca [or however you spell it] on New Year's Eve in front of 100+ people. ...and you're allowed to be gay at your Bachelor's party.

While gay, Livin' La Vida Loca, sung by a chick, could be gay-sexy. THAT would be OK...Almost erotic.

Were you wearing a rainbow colored cape?

ABBA songs are gay.

Seriously.

I used to think they were cool-gay, but then I saw the videos for a few of the songs. It is basically just the two couples staring at each other next to a fire place in some cabin in Sweden. Really gay. They look like they're pretending to like each other.

tom, lol

No, but I admit I shook my bon-bon dancing that night ...and I DON'T dance. ::blushing::

I don't know w-h-a-t I was thinking, but my girlfriend [who sang w/me] pressured me into it. Plus, she pulled me up there in front of everyone, so when people started to cheer ...I felt stuck up there. I BEGGED her not to dance [because I can't], I HAD to, or I'd look even more stupid just standing there while she did.

Oh, DC was good times.

Anything by Rick Astley.

COME ON PEOPLE!

The gayest song ever is "It's Raining Men". It's the unofficial gay men's anthem.

pat green

What about YMCA?

That was pretty gay.

out of curiosity, what's being defined as gay here?

anything by shania

combat, I actually like that song. It's a good upbeat tune.

"It's Raining Men" is by The Weather Girls, so that made it seem heterosexual enough for me.

I never thought of it otherwise, but that's just me.

I vote for "YMCA" by the Village People, not much doubt about that one..

Gig 'em, FAST FRED '65.

Before the world wide web, village idiots usually stayed in their own village.

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Las Ketchup

George Michael

One night in Bangkok

BTW, now I can't get that song [Raining Men] out of my head! I love Briget Jone's Diary.

LMAO!! When I saw the title of the thread, I automatically thought of the "wake me up before you go" song without even opening the thread. I mean look at his shorts in the video!!! hehe.

"Muscrat Love" by Captain & Tenille

ttt while I think of more gayness.

By the way, someone asked about what gay is...

For this thread, gayness is the vibe that is given by all things gay.

Ultimate gayness is gayness to the max.

Many 80's songs/artists are gay. That is the easiest gay decade if you can't find gayness anywhere else. Start there first.

Bonus points for anyone finding true gayness in the 1950's.



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Johnny Mathis...

Wow, I'm surprised nobody mentioned "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Just listening to the lyrics gives you the feeling of gayness, and it's been confirmed they mean exactly what they said with "when you wanna come". Not to mentioned their flagrant gayness in the video... :eek:

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"Seasons in the Sun" - from the '70's. An awful song, and I can't tell you who sang it.

ANYTHING by Neil Diamond. PUKE!