Official ask a Jarhead for advice on how not to suck at life so much thread

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txagfred04
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6:21p, 6/20/11
How do you feel when your music is played on KLUV?
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FIDO*98*
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6:21p, 6/20/11
I srsly win at life so I have nothing to ask you
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USMC1995
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6:22p, 6/20/11
I don't listen to music that gets played on KLUV. Quit being such a pansy and life will be better to you.

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BarnacleScraper
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6:22p, 6/20/11
drive on, didn't you ask us recently what to do since you were batcheloring all week?
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Rusty GCS
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6:24p, 6/20/11
I have sand in my va gina
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USMC1995
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6:25p, 6/20/11
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drive on, didn't you ask us recently what to do since you were batcheloring all week?


Quit being such a p***y and worrying about other peoples problems. You will live a richer and fuller life filled with easy women and copious amounts of the cash money.

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6:26p, 6/20/11
that's odd, USMC answered a question directed to drive on about his statement to USMC.

Am I still in the matrix?
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USMC1995
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6:26p, 6/20/11
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I have sand in my va gina


Quit having a vagina and become a fan of a real baseball team. I would say that this would lead to prosperity for you, but I feel that you are beyond help.

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txagfred04
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6:27p, 6/20/11
Let me rephrase - how does it feel to be old?
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FIDO*98*
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6:28p, 6/20/11
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drive on, didn't you ask us recently what to do since you were batcheloring all week?


Because I've already done it all
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USMC1995
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6:29p, 6/20/11
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Let me rephrase - how does it feel to be old?


Your mom has no complaint about my stamina and virility. I hope this piece of knowledge helps you move on and find some level of success in your ventures.

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Rusty GCS
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6:30p, 6/20/11
The AL isn't real baseball. Jarheads are dumb sheets apparently.

I want my quarter back
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6:31p, 6/20/11
I eat lots of beef, drink lots of beer and bourbon, shoot guns, get laid around 9 1/2 times a week, and generally don't give 2 s**ts what anyone else thinks.

How am I doin'. Not that I give a s**t for your opinion, mind you; just playin' along for curiosity's sake
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USMC1995
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6:32p, 6/20/11
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I want my quarter back


Want in one hand and sheet in the other. See which one fills up first.

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Slicer97
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6:32p, 6/20/11
oh, and NL baseball, for the most part, is nothing more than a collection of AAAA players getting paid MLB salaries

at least NL baseball as it's played in Houston anyways
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USMC1995
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I eat lots of beef, drink lots of beer and bourbon, shoot guns, get laid around 9 1/2 times a week, and generally don't give 2 s**ts what anyone else thinks.

How am I doin'. Not that I give a s**t for your opinion, mind you; just playin' along for curiosity's sake


Sounds like you pretty much have it all figured out. Just keep on keeping on.

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clobby
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6:40p, 6/20/11
Should I classify my Metallica MP3s under the classic rock or alternative rock genre on iTunes?
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USMC1995
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Should I classify my Metallica MP3s under the classic rock or alternative rock genre on iTunes?


Delete your TA account, go into the wilderness and reconsider your direction in life.

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clobby
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6:43p, 6/20/11
Thanks, I think I will.
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AboveAndBeyond
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6:44p, 6/20/11
Haha. I have got to hear this.

I will hang up and listen....
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USMC1995
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Thanks, I think I will.


Of course you will. There is no think about it. That was not a suggestion, it was an order.
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clobby
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6:46p, 6/20/11
I probably won't delete my account but the one way plane ticket to Alaska has been purchased.
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USMC1995
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I will hang up and listen....


Quit hanging up and listening. Being a pansy sitting in the back and just listening will get you nowhere in life.

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Rusty GCS
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6:55p, 6/20/11
I bet USMC owns a little fufu dog like a yorkie
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6:56p, 6/20/11
I have no questions, but this thread officially makes USMC hot.
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USMC1995
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6:56p, 6/20/11
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I bet USMC owns a little fufu dog like a yorkie


Two labs. A chocolate and a yellow. Our black lab passed last year. God rest his soul.

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Rusty GCS
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6:57p, 6/20/11
but of course it's his wife's dog even though the dog cuddles around his neck while watching the nightly news
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I have no questions, but this thread officially makes USMC hot.


Post a pic. Preferably topless.

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blondskii
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6:59p, 6/20/11
There's a lot of angry faces in here.
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Rusty GCS
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6:59p, 6/20/11
I'm sorry for your loss. You better use your remaining puppy for duck hunting. That's what labs are for
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USMC1995
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There's a lot of angry faces in here.


Anger is an unavoidable part of life. Suck it up.

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USMC1995
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I'm sorry for your loss. You better use your remaining puppy for duck hunting. That's what labs are for


I appreciate your sentiment. WTF do you think I use them for?

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SBISA Victim
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7:01p, 6/20/11
Why do I have troubles starting up good threads on the GB, and everytime I start one it gets hijacked?
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