"APS (animal protective services)"

Top notch.

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wtf?

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+1

Also, the creation dates of each account are not adding up.

my original account was banned for choice comments about coaching staff and McKinney after the 2001 loss to Tech in Lubbock.

I swore off Texags after that but like everyone else, eventually came back, at first as just a gimmick poster that just responded to threads by posting pictures (hence the screen name) and now I occasionally post, especially when my ex-roommate feels the need to project his sexual deviancies on others.

And the facts I posted are not in question. I have the APS paper work, I can scan and post if anyone doubts it.

I would like to see said paperwork.

okay, give me a minute, I am going to have to redact certain portions of it for privacy concerns and HIPPO issues (HIPPO is like HIPAA but applies to animals like Petey)

Good lord

this is for the doubters.




BOOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

Junior year I had a guy living with me who was overall pretty cool. Couldn't hold his liquor very well and one night got piss drunk and shat all over the bathroom which I had to clean up. Made sure he knew about it the next day. Still good friends, best man at his wedding. [/JamesAg's room mate]

Ah college...

I no longer have any doubts. Emeril is clearly a predacious consumer of small rodents.

WAT.

I call bs

Oh ok I read it this time, bs indeed. Funny though

TeeBee=Detective Blondskii?

How did your account get perma tb??

Yeah I just looked at the document at first, distracted by the game.

Palooza, I think some guy with "Sargent" in his handle posted something stupid and I called him out, saying I bet he was dishonorably discharged. Banhammer

Lmao

my room mate was an animal abuser. He mistreated his dog and I ended up having his dog taken away with the help of Animal control. The dog now lives with superspeck

true story.

My rommate last year during summer school broke up with his girlfriend and she drove something like 5 hours the next morning to try to confront him. I was getting back from class and she was waiting outside our dormroom. We had a first floor room in FHK. It freaked me out. She didn't leave for a couple hours. This was like in the first week of school so I hadn't gotten to know him and didn't have his cell number but I had his home number from the ResLife form that informs you of who your roommate will be. So I called his home number and his mom answered and I talked to her. She said that she talked to him and he told her that he would either be in class or at the Rec all day.

After a couple of hours I called the UPD and talked to them and they sent an officer and talked to her and then me. They informed her that she couldn't be on campus because she wasn't taking any classes and had no official business on campus and to stay away from our dorm for a certain amount of time. When they talked to me the officer told me that she said that my roommate had some type of medical condition and since he wasn't answering his phone she thought something happend to him and thats why she was there. I told the officers I talk to his mom and he was fine.

He came back to the dorm around 6pm that night and apologized. After the june minimester he moved out without telling me and I later saw on facebook he was back in a relationship with her. They were both crazy and maybe ment to be together.

Solid work, Worth. Lesson, folks: don't f with a 33yo lawyer with the sense of humor of a 6th grader. I humbly bow to your late night doc making skills, as well as your fluency in legalese.

My roommates were all OK. Just a couple of funny/odd issues.

My first semester at A&M I rented a room in a house in Southwood Valley. Roommate's girlfriend practically lived there as well. I came back from South Texas one weekend with venison and she freaked out because I had "Bambi meat in her refrigerator".

Next semester I lived on campus in Law Hall. I was a bartender and had a giant mug full of tip change on my desk. I woke up once when my roommate was digging through it for quarters. I startled him and he broke the glass.

The next semester I moved to Schuhmacher. My roommate in Schuhmacher had a goal to take a dump in every building on campus before he graduated. Every day at some point he'd grab his map and head out to take a dump. Everyone needs a goal I guess. Joe, I hope you did it. Excellent roommate!

Freshman year I lived in University Tower and went pot luck. I ended up with a guy who had failed out of A&M and was going to Blinn. To this day I don't remember his real name. I simply referred to him as BFTOS (pronounced biftus) which was short for Big Fat Tub of ****. This clown never left except to go to class. His friday night activity was renting a movie, and ordering an entire pizza for himself. He would snore so loud that I took a hobby of hitting him in the face with tennis balls while he was sleeping. When finals came around he would tell me he was going into battle and paint his face camo and put on a multi-colored top hat like you would see in mardi gras then go to class to take his final. The only saving grace was that he turned 21 the 1st semester and I would take him to get me beer.

I was roommates with listeater's boyfriend.


not joking

This thread makes me so happy

Without a doubt, these two did the spider together while room mates.

Before I moved to my own house, I was at an apt complex for roughly 2 years. I decided to move into a 2 bedroom after sharing a 4 bedroom with 3 other guys who used my stuff in the kitchen and NEVER cleaned. Those weren't the bad roommates. Moved into the 2 bedroom because the apt complex told me there was no other person living there and if they assigned someone to the room, they would make sure it was a junior or senior that attended A&M. I specified that this was what I wanted. One day I come home and I find an 18 yo Blinn student moving in. I was a little annoyed but figured it couldn't be too bad...well it was. Came home later that night after a lab and found the apt filled with smoke reeking of pot. This was a week after a couple guys next door had gotten busted for possession of the stuff. I talked to him and told him I wouldn't tolerate it. His mother came to visit to help him that weekend and talked to me for over two hours of how I need to be a father figure to him and cut him some slack. She explained that he "already had two strikes" and couldn't afford a third or he would go to jail. I promptly told this woman that I would not be the father-figure and that if I caught him again I would call the police because it would be MY ass if they found the stuff in my apt. Well he didn't smoke anymore around the apt at least while I was there except I noticed he had different people all the time come over. Well one weekend when he went home to take care of some court issues, I walked by his room and I saw a light on and so I went in to turn it off. The light was in his closet where I found a walk-in closet full of pot- the little **** was growing the stuff and selling it out of his closet. I went and told the apt complex about it and they ended up not doing a **** thing! I moved out a few weeks later to my own house. I was happy living by myself and got my border collie then too.

I don't think I could ever live by myself. **** would suck.

I lived by myself for most of college and much preferred that to having a roommate.