I know you have some

This could be good. My roommates were boring sadly.

I had a roomie once that drank all my beer while I was gone. So I made him buy me more.

not really, worst i have i guess is my dorm-mate getting it on with his girlfriend while i was trying to sleep

I used to **** in my roommates bed because my bed had clothes on it.

I guess I'm the bad guy.

I also invited my cousin over who then stole my roommates gf. I didn't plan that though. And my cousin married the girl so if this was a movie my roommate would have been the bad guy standing in the way of true love

I don't want to talk about mine....there are way too many people on here that may read it that remember my roommate and the awful situation it was.



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My roommate in Dunn Hall my freshman year was a 5th year senior who loved to listen to Alanis Morissette.

On the bright side, he was a bus driver, so the day he got a call from UPD about his bus/car accident, I got to laugh while taking the message. [there were no injuries, except his pride, which he obviously had little of to begin with.] He also fell of his bike coming down that hill between the Quad and the entrance to the Commons. Nothing funnier than fat guys falling off bikes.

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I used to **** in my roommates bed because my bed had clothes on it.

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i read the censored as sheet the first time, made it more entertaining

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my roommate never cleaned though. well almost. once he cleaned ducks in the sink. but he didn't clean that. i came home to feathers and guts in the sink.

I cleaned the sink out and he didn't even offer to let me eat any of the duck. so I ****ed in his bed again probably

My roommate did the same thing one time uni

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I don't want to talk about mine....there are way too many people on here that may read it that remember my roommate and the awful situation it was.

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i'd be willing to bet that they were much cooler and better in life than you

maybe

lets see

Fish year, my roommate went 100 days in the spring semester without leaving the room. but his coke sales did buy me dinner every night.

I must have been the horrible roommate. They kept leaving me.

One of my roomates got arrested at our apartment one day and then about a month or so later we came home and his room had been locked by the complex and nobody was allowed in because he wasnt paying rent.

Another roomate and his gf got in an argument. We left to go have a beer and when we came back she had taken the bean bags in our living room and torn them open and spread the insides throughout the entire living room. She also hid the playstation(the beanbags were funny but you dont steal a man's playstation)

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I dont have any...mine were cool.

But some guy told me a story about his RM hooking up with a nasty drunk chick while he was still up in his bunk, "asleep." They were having sbs and apparently it was a horrible odor causing thing, iykwim. The guy was watching and puked on the chick's back from above.

Another RA told me that story...dont know if it's true.

Let's see....sophomore year one of my roommates forgot to mention that we got a notice to move our bikes inside because of hurricane ike and the complex would be throwing away all bikes left on the rack, leaving me bike-less. That same roommate later bought a German Shepard and never even attempted to train it, so I would come home everyday to little puppy surprises that he would fail to clean up for days. Also, he would deadbolt the door every night even though I would tell him not to, leaving me locked out of my apartment many weekends. Luckily, around March he found out he failed his one and only class (which was all he needed to graduate and he had failed the semester before) so he dropped out of A&M and moved out.....he did come back with his dog sometime in April to pick up his stuff, and once again his dog decided to take a sh*t in the apartment and once again he decided to leave it there. However, I did take a piss on his bed one extremely drunken night when he wasn't home, and blame it on his dog when he asked me if I knew anything about it.

Walked in on mine making out with another dude.

Freshman year: Had one throw up outside McInnis Hall in an attempt to fill up a gallon container with tobacco spit. He lost the bet. This guy also grew "Maroon bluebonnets" under his bed. Our apartment building was being investigated and CSPD were suspicious of drug dealers in our apartment. The cops came in twice, one forgot his flashlight and called my roomate to see if it was still there.

Sophmore Year: Had a guy let Jesus take the wheel on highway 6 in College Station. However all he managed to do was total his truck.

I was responsible for the Marlin Party!

A very small circle of people will know what that means. Maybe that makes me the bad guy. My RM sucker punched me before flunking out. Good times....

My roommate was dating an idiot guy that loved to harass me. He tackled me many times randomly throughout the year and left bruises multiple times. Anytime she would bring him back to the room I would leave because I was tired of the abuse.

Worst moment ever: I left on a friday for a weekend new member retreat for an A&M group. I told my roommate I would be back Sunday morning. Well, it's Sunday morning and I open the door and my roommate is in bed with him.... doing you-know-what. I turned around and walked right back out. A warning would have been nice.

One roommate would make a full breakfast spread...pancakes, bacon, eggs, homefries, etc on Sunday mornings. He always stocked the beer fridge with Bud Light and would grill out on weekends.

The other roommate would always bring the girls over for parties and such. Rare was it that he wouldn't come home with a couple hotties to afterparty with us.

Yeah, I had great roommates, that's why they're in my wedding.

daughter had a roomie who came to A&M without washing her new sheets and towels...didn't wash them until the smell was so bad they told her to take them home Thanksgiving! She bathed usually three times a week and washed her hair about twice a week...she was not a foreign student.

She was not on the board plan and usually ate two meals a day in the room...all dirty utensils went into a milk jug filled with water...she only shook the jug and rinsed off the utensils when there were no more clean

Sophomore year I lived with two girls who I went "potluck" with; one ended up being my roommate the rest of college and the other was a complete weirdo. She would stay at our apartment from Monday morning through Thursday night and would then leave EVERY weekend to go home and hang out with her mom. BUT, when she was here she often hung out with a ridiculously creepy guy. One night I woke up at about 3:30am and he was standing in my doorway watching me sleep. Obviously, I lost it and he tried to defend it by asking if I knew where the salt was. (???)

This same guy also later attempted to poison the kitten my non-psycho roommate and I had banded together and purchased because he didn't like cats in "his apartment." Needless to say, we basically forced her to move out after first semester.

friend from across the hall in crocker left a nutrigrain bar in the microwave for 3 minutes.....still the in wrapper while we played madden in my room. Fire department was called and their room smelt like gasoline and pure ****e the rest of the year...also if anyone lived in crocker fall 08/spring 09...that third floor party we had got kinda outta hand..

I left a hamburger patty cooking in a Foreman for 3 days before a friend figured out the smell.

Don't try qnd make burgers drunk. You'll pass out and forget you were cooking

fish year - roommate didn't care about how his rack looked so my buddies and I got smoked for it.

pisshead year - caught buddy whacking it in the sink.

Coaststs,
I am intrigued.

I had an awful roommate this past year. There wasn't one major thing he did, but all the small stuff added up. Always coming into the room late at night, not being quiet when he did, talking loudly on the phone in the room instead of leaving to let the rest of us watch Psych in peace, etc.

Freshman year, I had just moved into the 4th floor of Appelt. My potluck roommate comes in, and the first night we are in the room together, I (1) sleep with my eyes open, (2) yell the freshman wildcat in my sleep, and (3) hiss in my sleep . . . needless to say he was dreading living with me. We ended up being great friends and roommates still to this day (Senior year, whoop!)

Nothing major just a little unsanitary. My first roommate in mosher I caught wanking off, that's about it. Had a good time there. Sounds nerdy but we built a big ass fort with entrance and everything out of the lounge furniture. Lol, it was epic

so for the ladies....

have you ever caught a female roommate masturbating?

Finding a razor blade with cocaine on it on my roommate's desk was a downer.

I'm surprised Gig em g hasn't beat me to this.

My freshman year I had a sweet mate who me and my roommate shared a bathroom with. He was one of the weirdest people I knew in college. First of all he was nocturnal. He was up all night long, every night. That wasn't the bad part however. He would always play his music super loud and I could hear it crystal clear in my room. He would also play the same ~10 songs over and over again. It got to the point that me and my roommate actually knew the words to the songs he was playing. The worst part of living with was the bathroom. This dude NEVER flushed the toilet (even if he took a ****)!!! And to top it off he would piss all over the toilet. I'm surprised I never caught a disease living with him.