Got a bday pool party next weekend for my 10 yr old twins and they just informed me our slide is not slippery now...

anyone have any quick cheap ideas to make our gunite slide slippery again? I have googled and not found too many ideas. It needs a new coat of sealant, any recommendations for do-it-yourself?

Ok...here's what you do. Wait until the kids and spouse are gone. Hell, send 'em shopping or something. Now- Find 2 or 3 SMOKIN' hot 18 to 20 yr old chicks. Add about 5 gallons of baby oil per hot chick. At least be nice and offer to oil them up. NOW let them repeatedly slide down the slide while you watch. Feel free to make videos of this and post here on Texags...probably would go in the "Home Improvement" section...

profit!

I bet his kids even get good grades and are well behaved. What an ass rubbing that in.

Turtle wax.

Next thing you know, he'll be making threads showing off all of the good food he cooks for his family or telling us all how hot his wife is and that she still dresses like she is in her 20's even though she is over 40. He'll probably even tell us about buying her expensive jeans or lingerie from Victoria's Secret.

[This message has been edited by jh0400 (edited 5/14/2011 11:42a).]

spray it with Pam

This guy can tell ya.

If you hit your children more, they probably wouldn't complain about such trivial matters. Perhaps for their birthday, you should get them jobs in a chinese factory.

A lil snot always helps slick things up

BABY OIL! (I just got this image of all these kids slipping over the side of the slide and it made me LOL!)

[This message has been edited by SoTheySay (edited 5/14/2011 1:35p).]

soap + water

Soap in the hot tub!

ecologicalcoatings.com...there is a product that is used in water parks that makes walls or concrete slick...I think it was originally developed to repel graffiti paintings.

We used pool paint to resurface our gunite pool rather than have it replastered...it made the surfaces slicker'n wet s'not on a glass doorknob! Costs about $200 for two-part system (one gallon of each part)...sort of an epoxy paint...put it on thick to fill in the roughness and you should get the desired effect.

Mom Class of '03,'05 and '09 said:

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ecologicalcoatings.com...there is a product that is used in water parks that makes walls or concrete slick...I think it was originally developed to repel graffiti paintings.

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Just bought the stuff from Ecological Coatings. Pricey but works great. Thanks Mom!

Are you related to Drillbit Taylor?

first world problems...

The unnecessary quotation marks "annoy" me.

So how was the party?

TexasRebel said:

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spray it with Pam

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Drillbit4 said:

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Mom Class of '03,'05 and '09 said:

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ecologicalcoatings.com...there is a product that is used in water parks that makes walls or concrete slick...I think it was originally developed to repel graffiti paintings.

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Just bought the stuff from Ecological Coatings. Pricey but works great. Thanks Mom!

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It took you 7 years to do what your Mom told you to do? Typical.