Best places to deuce on campus...

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Mr2010aTm
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#1 -3rd Floor Academic Building (Poo with a view)
#2 -6th Floor O&M
#3 -3rd Floor Glasscock (Feels like to pooping back in time)
HBCanine08
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Dorm 6, 4th Floor, Senior Stall.
terradactylexpress
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The best place no longer exists, pour one out for 3rd story msc
Face
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2nd or 3rd floor of Rudder Tower.
Frederick Palowaski
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I always went on 4th floor of Evans Library
TXAG 05
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+1 for 3rd floor MSC.

Also the basement of the Admin building is pretty good too.
CDub06
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When compiling this, I based the ratings on several things: comfort, privacy, reading material, and type of soap. So I bring you my top 7 favorite campus bathrooms in no particular order.

Bio/Bio 1st Floor: This bathroom is relatively private during class time, but between classes you get a variety of people. This was one of my favorite West Campus bathrooms and my most often used. The janitors keep it clean for you and every semester, they put up fun, new, colorful signs reminding you to keep it clean (something other bathrooms lack). For me it's a cozy little place and it makes me feel at home. In addition, someone has usually left a Batt folded on the floor. And additional clean reading material is provided on the wall of the stall, the far stall (roomy handicap stall) has a math equation scratched into the wall... And yes, I have solved it. And then I checked my answer.

Wehner Cox Wing 1st Floor: This bathroom is in the new wing of Wehner, just down from the trading center so you know it's nice. This bathroom is probably the cleanest of all of these listed. There's very little foot traffic through that bathroom during class, so it provides privacy. This bathroom also ranks the highest on reading material because it features on each stall and urinal behind a plastic cover "The Stall Street Journal." This provides short stories, jokes, school tips and inspiration. It's updated often, every week or 2 weeks. And of course, everything in the bathroom is automatic as is the business student standard. Pure Lavatory Luxery.

Sky Walk 2nd Floor MSC/Rudder: Adjacent to one of my top study places. This bathroom looks old, doesn't really have anything special to it. No reading material, no grafitti, no padded seats. But it also has no people. This is one of the most private, comfortable places you can be on campus. Perfect place for a study break...

Academic Building 3rd Floor: In the afternoon you can enjoy the utmost privacy. These bathrooms also feature windows, so go in there, sit back and enjoy the view.

Political Science Library: This bathroom is over at the Bush School. I've only been in it once, but it was nice. The bathroom looks nice and is pretty clean. It's a relatively private bathroom in a pretty fancy building.

8th Floor TTI: This is the building in which Pie Are Square is located. This bathroom, since it is on the 8th floor isn't too highly traveled. It's a newer looking bathroom that is pretty clean looking. The biggest strength this bathroom has though is the fact that it may break your "Highest place I ever pooped" record.

Sbisa Bathroom: These toilets see a lot of business no doubt, but surprisingly they stay clean. It's pretty impressive how clean they normally stay. If you don't mind a lack of privacy and having to use an outbound to get in, this bathroom will accommodate you and maybe you can strike up a conversation with the guy in the stall next to you. I've heard several reports of conversations in the Sbisa Bathrooms.



Left to explore: Although we wanted to do it, we have not yet explored the new Engineering building on northside. It's a rather large building and looks like it would have good facilities. Also, the new Rural Health Building is a fancy looking building that I'd be interested in seeing the bathroom of.



That being said, I present you with...
Bathrooms to Avoid:

SCC Bathroom: It has been said that these bathrooms are the stinkiest around. Not to mention they probably get the most foot traffic of anywhere, skip out on these.

Teague 1st Floor: The bathroom on my side of the building is quite unimpressive. First, it's a pretty busy bathroom for one that only accomadates two people at a time. One huge drawback is the lack of hot water at the sink. And also, then men's urinal has the tendancy to overflow, so there's normally a puddle of water on the floor.

Halbouty Bottom Floor: These small, stuffy bathrooms offer exactly what you'd expect in an old building. Plus they're most always cold.

Cain First Floor: A Wing: This bathroom is heavily traveled and just isn't all that clean. The sinks are the huge downfall here. In the men's side, only one of the three sinks actually works and that one promises to splash all over your pants. One more thing that bothers me is the handicap door opens up and gives the hall a full view of the restroom.

Entomology Building: This bathroom is about the size of the one that was in your 1st grade classroom. Not only is it small and stinky, trash finds its way all over the floor and results in a pretty nasty environment.

Commons Bathroom: I haven't been to this bathroom in a couple of semesters, but it hasn't changed I'm sure. This bathroom is incredibly busy and stays dirty. There is however, always some good graffiti on the wall thanks to the Corps boys.


[This message has been edited by CDub06 (edited 4/28/2011 1:30p).]
Status
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Place in the new building next to Wehner. Private bathroom. Automatic lights, flush, sink, paper towel. Awesome stuff.
burnface1337
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1st Floor Blocker.


Just kidding, those smell like **** all the time. You can smell it from like 10 feet outside the bathroom sometimes too.
Scooley01
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My secret (or not anymore) is the 4th floor in the psych building. Peace and quiet, and always clean.
Gig em G
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I remember the top floor of the Annex was a good place.

There were very few people up there to use it.
AggieVictor10
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BLOC 4th floor, RICH 2nd floor
80s Guy
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Basement of Kleberg
Ag 11
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Reed McDonald basement
Mom Class of '03,'05 and '09
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you kids do this routinely and think about it....when you feel the urge just go for crying out loud

why map out which building is #1 or #19, if I have to choose between a public crapper with no paper and having it in my pants, it's pick a pot and drop!

you can always take off the clean socks or underwear if you need paper...when it is in your drawers or down your legs ain't no way you can deny it
Ryan the Temp
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Academic Building 3rd Floor: In the afternoon you can enjoy having some dirty old prof stick his wang in your face through a hole in the stall. These bathrooms also feature windows, so go in there, sit back and enjoy the spoo.

fify
CDub06
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That's the 2nd floor Academic Building.

Umm...Or so I've heard...
Caliber
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My favorite was the Rudder tower 1st floor bathroom next to the elevators, behind the visitor center theater. Nice private single seater that was seldom used.
Know Your Enemy
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50-yard line of Kyle Field
shafter
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Fish pond.
Stephen12684
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Worst bathrooms were in Hotard. But also the best showers, where else can you have 4 jets of water hitting you at the same time.
Dad-O-Lot
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in '86 I had a roommate in Schuhmacher who had set a goal to take a dump in every building on campus before he graduated.

We'd be studying and he'd get up, grab his map, say, "time to take a dump", and head for the next building on his list.

I guess he had to find at least one female friend in each of the women's dorms to finally reach his goal. I do not know if he succeeded.
combat wombat™
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I don't #2, but re: facilities in general:

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2nd or 3rd floor of Rudder Tower.



This. (At least when I was there in the early 90s; I this was also prime napping location.)

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Worst bathrooms were in Hotard.


This, too. I actually had to pee in there one time. Holy crap. No stalls/privacy. I had to trust thatthe person guarding the door was trustworthy.

[This message has been edited by combat wombat™ (edited 4/28/2011 3:00p).]
SBISA Victim
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Dang it. Reading this thread has made me have to go poo
Odin
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Blocker top floors
Dr. Doctor
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Private stall in the basement of Zachry is one of my more personal favorites. Quiet and secluded.

~egon
jeffk
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+1 for history building
Know Your Enemy
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I don't #2

EVER?!
normaleagle05
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The Hotard bathrooms reminded me of Philmont's pilot to bombardier crappers. Especially the ones out in the middle of a field. And the showers were definitely awesome.

ANIN Annex basement for the seclusion win.
SBISA Victim
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Those saying you don't go #2 should probably get that checked out.
SBISA Victim
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Never been inside Hotard, but they couldn't possibly be similar to that of Philmont's.
CDub06
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She's a girl, duh. They don't poop.
normaleagle05
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ta1, nothing as bad as a red roof inn but the privacy was definitely an issue for the meek in Hotard. There weren't any stalls, just marble dividers that came out from the wall. The toilets stuck out from the wall farther than the dividers.
Stephen12684
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Hotard 4th floor bathroom had 4 toilets. The first two were for the pee pee and the last two for the poo poo.

Cramp00
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ttt for cheer
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