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[This message has been edited by TexAgs staff (edited 1/28/2011 6:59a).]

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I bang at least 3 girls at bars each night.

I hope you got into college because you're "pretty good looking" and I definitely think you'll get an awesome job out of college because you're "pretty good looking."

Hahah

err talk to them

Theres actually this guy that writes for a site about banging random girls and picking up girls from bars

All of his stories seems to happen on northgate, so i think he might have it figured out

Heres a link to one of them, its pretty crazy, a good LOL if youve ever gone out in college station

http://collegeflirt.net/how-i-got-laid-last-night-part-uno/

[This message has been edited by YogurtMan (edited 1/27/2011 3:22p).]

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so im somewhat confused

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nothing to be confused about, dude

you're a closet gay and those chicks can sense that

You sound like a gay.

picking up chicks at bars = major duush.


so if you cant pick them up you should probably start wearing shirts that have dragons and extremely tight sleeves. Frequent places such as Gatsby's and wherever the coloreds are.

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Im pretty good looking so im somewhat confused

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I don't think that's your problem.

Personality and Sense of Humor, get some.

Take a cue from this guy and frat harder, bro.

Are you looking to meet chicks, or meat chicks? Two entirely different games.


Are you going to northgate alone or with friends? You may be underestimating the power of a good wingman. Emphasis on good, since you obviously don't have much game on your own.

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picking up chicks at bars = major duush

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Why? Because they get laid?

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picking up chicks at bars = major duush

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ya... this isnt really true

lots of *****ers pick up girls at bars, but so do normal people who are just funny and fun to hang out with...

OP, I am guessing you lack one of the above...

You can also just go buy a polo, some really short shorts, and a polo hat to wear backwards and go hang out at the corner and pick up sorority girls, chances are they are too dumb to realize you arent in a frat anyway...

Same go for wearing affliction and taking steriods at some of the seedier bars on NG

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since you obviously don't have much game on your own.

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BURN

I guess you're not a member.



[This message has been edited by aTm2004 (edited 1/27/2011 4:20p).]

Aim lower.

It's better to go home with a 6 then go home alone and dream about a 10.

http://collegeflirt.net/how-i-got-laid-last-night-part-uno/

dude lol read that ****

that guy got head behind happy yogurt 2 times in one night and then went home with some girl...

HES KNOWS LE SECRET OF LEE COOTS

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(http://collegeflirt.net/how-i-got-laid-last-night-part-uno/

dude lol read that ****

that guy got head behind happy yogurt 2 times in one night and then went home with some girl...

HES KNOWS LE SECRET OF LEE COOTS)

Lol that was actually a good read

are you a freshman? you must be.

Im actually homeless....i give head to that guy behind happy yogurt for them dollar bills

That's one of the weirdest/coolest stories of banging a chick from northgate I have ever heard. Are girls really that easy? I know they are crazy, but still.

OP, I always had good luck just going up and talking to them. Yes you will strike out sometimes but that's life. Hell I met my wife at A&M by just going up, getting her name and number and calling her the next day to take her out. We are about to celebrate 12 years of marriage.

MAN UP!!!

Lmao staff pwning some noob in this thread