One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07.


Sign here.

Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

A microphone.


...A Microphone!!!????

When I saw the thread topic, I thought it was a Classified ad by broken iPhong girl.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

I'll have four fried chickens and a coke....

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A microphone.


...A Microphone!!!????

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I can see that

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas. Half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark. And we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

You got my cheese whiz, boy?!?

Orange whip? Orange whip? .....three orange whips.

We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

We have both kinds here. Country AND Western.

The women! How much for the women???

How often does the train go by?

So often, you won't even notice it.