I've got to go with

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I can't get no satisfaction and my tractor don't get no traction.

Patty Loveless

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She thinks my tractor's sexy.

Anything by Pat Green.

achey breaky heart

well i love her, but i love to fish...

Alan Jackson:

"I said where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken
Where I come from a lotta front porch sittin'"

"cheesy country lyric" is redundant

[This message has been edited by Whoop04 (edited 11/4/2002 10:32a).]

The sexy tractor one....that is hands down the dumbest song that I've ever heard.

Rock, rap, country.....PERIOD!

Also, that "Colors are all the same" song.

She was born in College Station, her daddy had a farmer’s PHD
Her first steps were taken with the Corps on Kyle Field
When she graduated, she bought a maroon pick-up truck
They celebrated down at the Dixie Chicken when she opened her vet practice up

Now he was born Austin, his daddy had a store down on the drag
Ever since the school had opened, relatives were Longhorn grads
His room was painted orange, he was getting his degree
In the band playing French horn, first row, second seat

Gig ‘em Aggies, Hook ‘em Horns
One side’s maroon, the other, burnt orange
He saw her at a concert, way before Robert Earl Keen
She was wearin’ an Aggie shirt, to him it didn’t mean a thing
He pushed his way on through the crowd like any ol’ hungry bull would do
When he was close enough he shouted, “Hey, mind if I sit by you?”

She turned around and stared at him, couldn’t believe her eyes
He had a burnt orange jacket, Longhorns from side to side
Well she looked again and took a chance, said “That’s OK with me”
Something in that second chance went beyond the rivalry

When your eyes are closed and you’re in the dark,
The colors are all the same
Just two beating hearts not playing any games
You can gig ‘em, you can hook ‘em
One thing’ll never change
When your eyes are closed and you’re in the dark,
The colors are all the same

When she went to meet his Mother, she was wearing a cowboy hat
When they left they hugged each other, Mom said, “You’re always welcome back”
When she took him home to Daddy, she worried about the ring in his ear
He was makin’ pretty good money but his tattoo was pretty clear

Well they decided to get married, bridesmaids wore maroon
The ring bearer carried a burnt orange package to the groom
Well the ring that he gave her was diamond mounted on two thumbs

Sitting on a Longhorn cradle, cause when it’s said and done
Now all they had to do was figure out where they’re gonna live
Well they flipped a coin and that is how she got her way over his
Well they vacationed up in Kerrville, they went down to the coast
Their first born they named Earl, you should have heard them boast

Every year at Thanksgiving, Earl could take either side
All the birthday gifts he was given were hints they couldn’t hide
There were 12th man T-shirts and Longhorns of every size
His first two words were, “Gig ‘em Bevo”, always playing both sides

Gig ‘em Aggies, Hook ‘em Horns
One side’s maroon, the other, burnt orange
When it came time to go to college, Earl didn’t know what to do
His Dad wanted him in Austin, his Mom in maroon

Well, the moral of this story, is if you listen to this song
Where do y’all think he went to college?,
well, you just might be wrong

Well he tried both universities and you don’t have to wonder how
He says with all sincerity…
“I’m a Southwest Texas Bobcat now!”

Cheesy/funny:
"I'm so miserable without you,
It's almost like you're here."

Cheesy/sickening:
"I just cut myself on a piece of her broken heart."

[This message has been edited by Agalyst (edited 11/4/2002 10:37a).]

Indian Outlaw was pretty amusing in a dumb sort of way.

i cannot STAND that "colors are all the same" song.if ever there were a song that i would like to see outlawed, that would be it.

Yeah, that's one of the worst songs ever.

cinderella said to snow white, "how does love get so off-course? all i wanted was a white knight, with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse."

[This message has been edited by ThisChickLovesTacoCabana (edited 11/4/2002 10:50a).]

an R.C. Cola and a moonpie.....talk about lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

this here's the queen of my double-wide trailer witht eh polyester curtains and the redwood deck... sometimes she runs and i've got to trail her, dang her black heart and her purty red neck...

Yeah, but I think songs written to be cheesy shouldn't qualify. Songs that are supposed to be serious and come off as WAY cheesy are much worse.

Any thing by Clay Walker

I vote for all country music. there are a few good songs here and there but as a whole country sucks.

anything by roger miller.

"she got the ring, I got the finger"

Don't be dissin' Roger Miller now.

"Indian Outlaw" gets my vote.

You can twist perceptions
Reality won't budge
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from "little goodbyes":

loaded up the tv in the back of my car
have fun watchin' the vcr...

and also


i left the litter but i took the cat

Where were you when the world stop turning on that September day
Were you in the yard with your wife and children
Or working on some stage in L.A.
Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke
Rising against that blue sky
Did you shout out in anger, in fear for your neighbor
Or did you just sit down and cry

Did you weep for the children who lost their dear loved ones
And pray for the ones who don't know
Did you rejoice for the people who walked from the rubble
And sob for the ones left below
Did you burst out in pride for the red, white and blue
And the heroes who died just doin' what they do
Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer
And look at yourself and what really matters

Chorus:
I'm just a singer of simple songs
I'm not a real political man
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I could
Tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran
But I know Jesus and I talk to God
And I remember this from when I was young
Faith, hope and love are some good things He gave us
And the greatest is love

Verse:
Where were you when the world stop turning on that September day
Teaching a class full of innocent children
Or driving down some cold interstate
Did you feel guilty 'cause you're a survivor
In a crowded room did you feel alone
Did you call up your mother and tell her you loved her
Did you dust off that Bible at home

Did you open your eyes, hope it never happened
And you close your eyes and not go to sleep
Did you notice the sunset the first time in ages
Or speak to some stranger on the street
Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow
Go out and buy you a gun
Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watchin'
And turn on "I Love Lucy" reruns

Did you go to a church and hold hands with some strangers
Stand in line and give your own blood
Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family
Thank God you had somebody to love

Repeat Chorus

that alan jackson song spoke to an awful lot of people. i think that while the lyrics aren't necessarily profound, they did make a lot of people feel not so alone in what they were feeling.

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly: Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
Written by L.E. Dillon and Lola Jean White.
(© Coal Miner's Music Inc. / Sony-ATV Tree Publishing.)
Single release, 1978, and from "Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn", © 1984, MCA.

You're the reason I'm a-ridin' 'round on recapped tyres.
An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls.
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Ah but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop.
An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Oh, but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need.
'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed.

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone.
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb.
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Ah but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

Conway, why in the devil don't you gon and shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?

Loretta, look at yourself.
I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair an' go put on a little bit of make up.
An' get out of the housecoat before supper.

Ha! Well let me tell you somethin', Conway.
Considerin' everything I went through today, I look like a movie star.

Yeah, Ruth Cassidy!

Thank you.

Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of our family anyway.

Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald?

Well, I guess you might say they took after me.

Fade out.

it was still cheesy though. particularly the chorus

It doesn't get worse than the sexy tractor song. Or the one about the bbq stained t shirt.

EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY PIECE OF COUNTRY CRAP SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ddp

[This message has been edited by big-ag (edited 11/4/2002 11:59a).]

Anything from any of the following:

Kenny Chesney
Travis Tritt
Marty Stewart
Garth after the first album (Espeically the whole Chris Gaines thing..what the hell was that?)
Anything by Vince Gill since he hooked up with that homewrecker Amy Grant.
Anything by Tim McGraw and/or Faith Hill... we get it, you're in love... great. congrats.
Pretty much anything out of Nashville... Even Alan Jackson has been lame since his first couple of albums.

Best country song title:

"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life"

christi nailed the worst song ever made. That guy should be tortured.
as for cheesy in a song trying to be serious, I'll second the Alan Jackson 9/11 song.

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I watch CNN but I'm not sure I could
Tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran

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gag me - that is total cheeseball. He might as well have said "I'm just a big old redneck dummy and I don't understand why people would fly them planes into those bldgs.

i believe you meant to say "fly them planes into them thar' bildins"