One of my favorite punchlines:
2nd drunk: "Well, it's hard to tell from here, but the one on the right is definitely Ronald Reagan, the one on the left looks like it's John Wayne, and I'm not real sure about the one in the middle, but I think it's Willie Nelson...."
2nd drunk: "Well, it's hard to tell from here, but the one on the right is definitely Ronald Reagan, the one on the left looks like it's John Wayne, and I'm not real sure about the one in the middle, but I think it's Willie Nelson...."