Just had a creepy thought

547 Views | 31 Replies | Last: 16 yr ago by Sea Pony 07
Jerzzy
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Im moving into my house this weekend (finally!!)

and just remembered that I bought my house from a dead woman....what if the place is haunted??
Spicy McHaggis
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a dead woman sold you her house?!
Jerzzy
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well she didnt...but her lawyer did
trouble
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I bet she is a friendly ghost
Ragoo
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grave robbers
Goose
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I know dead is dead, but how did she die?

I mean, there's a difference between having a heart attack and getting chopped up by an axe murderer, ya' know?
Spicy McHaggis
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Was she old? If she was old, she will probably just cook you breakfast and keep the place spotless. Not any of that spooky stuff.
Pro Sandy
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Coast to Coast had some advice recently about how to deal with ghosts in your house. One, if they are of religious nature, do not curse at them. Two, if they are haunting your house, move because they tend to just stay in the house.
toucan82
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don't worry, fred will protect you
65532ag
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Go get your house blessed.
MonkeyKnifeFighter
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Jerzzy
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quote:
don't worry, fred will protect you



omg cant.stop.laughing

cant.breathe
Jerzzy
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MKF MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUMP UP AND DOWN IN MY BEDROOM TO MAKE SURE THAT BEAM IS SECURE


HUH HUH HUH.......BECAUSE ITS BUILT TO CODE!!!
trouble
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toucan

come clean my monitor
rhoswen
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If it is haunted, I would get to know her, if possible. Don't fight it, yknow?
toucan82
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will do
txagfred04
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i hope she likes drinking. We should call her Beulah or Cora. ***** better not **** with my tv.
Plow King
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JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE HAVING SEX AND YOU NOTICE THE GHOST OF THE OLD LADY SITTING IN THE CORNER, KNITTING, AND WATCHING.
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txagfred04
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quote:
Voice: Ohhh... I died on the floor... and *nobody* helped me!
Alex: You have got to be ****ing ****ting me.
Voice: Ohh it's so cold... when you're dead...
Alex: I swear to God, I would've helped you, Sophie. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I would've helped you. I just wasn't here...
Voice: [jumps up] Gotcha!
Alex: Ahh! Oh my God!
Grandma Lilly: You scaredy cat!
Alex: What the hell are you doing, Grandma?
Grandma Lilly: I told you we were going to have fun!
Jerzzy
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just fyi fred, for football season i may just put my tv downstairs too. so there will be 2 tv's

i dont really like a tv in my room. its a 42"
MD1993
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Just play some rock n roll music. Old ladies hate rock n roll. She will move on to the next plane in a jiffy.
Hot Rod Blago
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RULE #1 for the OP
Palooza11
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looks like you are ****ed
Jerzzy
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you want me to post a pic of the dead woman?
65532ag
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PM me a pic jerzzy.
Hot Rod Blago
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yea i assume she was a 25 year old supermodel who died from a freak heart attack after od-ing on coke
Tanya 93
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does it creep you out people have had dirty, nasty sex in the bed you use for sleeping in a hotel?
Hot Rod Blago
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what if it was two hot lesbians
txagfred04
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Jerzzy
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sorry to burst your bubble but she was an 80+ yr old who lived with her sister
65532ag
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My inbox is still empty
Sea Pony 07
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salt, holy water, and consecrated iron ought to hold her until you can find her body and salt and burn the bones.
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