1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies:

Maria likes me, but cheese fat.


2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car,there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.


4. *Texas*
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


6. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.


7. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilads left, but don't worry, wheelchair.


8. *Chicken wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


9. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop.


10. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.


11. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

Are you the Mexican Jeff Foxworthy?

12. - Liver and Cheese


LIVER ALONE!@!!! CHEESE MY GIRL!!!!!

LoLoLoLoL yUpYuPyUpYup

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SUSHI

What's the difference between "decide" and "choose"?
















Decide is to differentiate between two like objects,








"choose" is something a Mexican wears on his feet.

that's nacho cheese

reminds of http://www.spike.com/video/*******-english/2767383cmpnid=800&lkdes=VID_2767383

Carlos Mencia ******* English Lessons

Ok so apparently wettback is edited. ANyway insert the properly spelled term in the link above.


"It takes a big man to admit he's wrong. I am not a big man."

[This message has been edited by Sweet Kitten Feet (edited 4/23/2009 10:20a).]

OBAMA


i got me a 12 pack and i'm gonna drink it OBAMA self.

Fungi -

Whenever I drink beer I am a fungi

haha no one can talk right except for american white people!!!

yes, expesially onees frum arkanssaw

disperse:

q: who do you want to win the nba playoffs?
a: disperse.

Walton and Johnson

lol at people who are different from me