Which state is the butt-crack of the USA?

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icejagger
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I must vote for Nebraska, after visiting there for 5 days and walking the farms in 105 degree weather, I must say I have absolutely NO reason to visit there again. Enough said.
rjhtamu
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HuskerAggie is probably going to get on your case about this thread when he gets back.
RATO
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Keep going north. Pick any one of the Dakotas and you have your answer.
Sky Blue Jag
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Oklahoma. I've never seen so many broken down cars on the side of the road in my life. I though white-trash were good mechanics?

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Arkansas...based purely on the fecal matter that it unleashed on the nation for eight years and New York for the next six.
Buck Turgidson
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Louisiana is the butt crack - California and Massachusetts are fighting it out for the big V.

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icejagger
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Kansas runs a close second along with West Virginia.
NewJerseyAgs
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hmmmmm....Iowa
aero96
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30STM01
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Louisiana
Hub `93
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Gotta go with Soagl on this one.

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cgh1999
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Buck...Louisiana has great fishing and great food. Not to mention New Orleans. If you want to pick a bass ackwards state, try Mississippi!
DallasDiamond
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I'm with chg on this one.
I lived in Arkansas for a while and it is beautiful country.
Nothing is beautiful about Mississippi.
icejagger
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Georgia
-EAD-
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The Dakotas are pretty bad, but they're too close to Canada to count... so my vote is between Oklahoma or Kansas; its a tough choice.
AggieMBP
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Arkansas. Outside of the fact part of the state looks like Vietnam, it's the home state of one William J. Blythe (Clinton).

'Nuff said.
30STM01
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icjagger, uh huh. This coming from the guy who says "I'd loove to live in ATL."
SigEast02
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Mississippi without a doubt is the biggest $#!7hole I've ever seen.
JohnTheAggie
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I co-oped in Mississippi, yeah it sucks. Absolutely nothing to do but gamble. On top of that I was in the Mississippi Delta region during the summer, it was very hot and had an outrageous mosquito problem. Every night a fogger truck would spray, followed by a crop duster over the city, and the f'ers still wouldn't go away.
CajunAg97
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Definitely Mississippi, W. Virginia is a close second.....
Guitarsoup
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For those of you picking Louisiana -

HOW can you pick a state that brought stripping for worthless plastic necklaces and random public nudity into the commonplace as the buttcrack state of the country? Sure the roads suck, but that was because they kept the drinking age at 18 longer than anyother state, losing federal highway funding - so YOU could have a place to party in high school.

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Bourbon Street (year round!)
Gumbo
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Awesome fishing

What does Mississippi or West Virginia or the Dakotas have for them? Nebraska doesnt have much, but I need someone to make my corn and wheat.
FromACutie
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I definitely think a lot of people overlook West Virginia. The people I met from there when I lived in VA were all related some way or another. I wish I can say I was joking about that too, but not much goes on over there.

I've always pictured Mississippi to be one of those states too, but I've never been there, so I don't know for sure.
icejagger
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WV, don't you have to have teeth missing and sleep with one of your relatives before you have state residency?
kjaneway
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Kansas

Oklahoma reminded me a lot of North Texas, so it was good.

The Dakotas have an amazing history, plus a resilience due to weather conditions. It was Lewis and Clark's favorite area.

But Kansas? Let the poor, good, suffering people of Kansas exchange land with Californians and you have an even swap.
kj
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Michigan. Hands down. The roads alone will fry your nerves. These people wouldn't know a TRUE left-hand turn if it came up and bit 'em! They gotta make three right-hand turns! It's just plain WEIRD.
Split Wide Tackle 2
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jobu93
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west virginia
Big D in Texas
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Does this mean Texas is the dingleberry?
terlingua
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Even though there are parts of Oklahoma where they've tidied it up to make it look good to people passing through, it still sucks the worst. Even the dust bowl didn't hang around very long. Cars without tires and trailers without doors litter the state. A ninth grade edju-ma-cation, well hell, you can practice medicine with that. When Barry Switzer moved back to Oklahoma from Dallas the IQ of both states went up.
Reliable Ag
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Have any of you met the people of Arkansas? Good lord that state is the epitome of butt-crack.

MEDIACOM SUCKS!!!!!
AB2
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The Texas Panhandle.
Kendall
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Any of the deep South..

I feel like I need a trailer whenever I travel in the area.
big-ag
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Oklahoma.

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Nashville sucks.
dcAg
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Kansas

West Virginia is beautiful. Go camping there and you'll change your tune. But if Kansas sank and was filled in with water. I dont think anyone would miss it.
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