I must vote for Nebraska, after visiting there for 5 days and walking the farms in 105 degree weather, I must say I have absolutely NO reason to visit there again. Enough said.
Oklahoma. I've never seen so many broken down cars on the side of the road in my life. I though white-trash were good mechanics?
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I co-oped in Mississippi, yeah it sucks. Absolutely nothing to do but gamble. On top of that I was in the Mississippi Delta region during the summer, it was very hot and had an outrageous mosquito problem. Every night a fogger truck would spray, followed by a crop duster over the city, and the f'ers still wouldn't go away.
HOW can you pick a state that brought stripping for worthless plastic necklaces and random public nudity into the commonplace as the buttcrack state of the country? Sure the roads suck, but that was because they kept the drinking age at 18 longer than anyother state, losing federal highway funding - so YOU could have a place to party in high school.
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What does Mississippi or West Virginia or the Dakotas have for them? Nebraska doesnt have much, but I need someone to make my corn and wheat.
I definitely think a lot of people overlook West Virginia. The people I met from there when I lived in VA were all related some way or another. I wish I can say I was joking about that too, but not much goes on over there.
I've always pictured Mississippi to be one of those states too, but I've never been there, so I don't know for sure.
Michigan. Hands down. The roads alone will fry your nerves. These people wouldn't know a TRUE left-hand turn if it came up and bit 'em! They gotta make three right-hand turns! It's just plain WEIRD.
Even though there are parts of Oklahoma where they've tidied it up to make it look good to people passing through, it still sucks the worst. Even the dust bowl didn't hang around very long. Cars without tires and trailers without doors litter the state. A ninth grade edju-ma-cation, well hell, you can practice medicine with that. When Barry Switzer moved back to Oklahoma from Dallas the IQ of both states went up.
West Virginia is beautiful. Go camping there and you'll change your tune. But if Kansas sank and was filled in with water. I dont think anyone would miss it.