The Ryans Steakhouse Story (Its been a while since it was last posted)

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Drawkcab
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Who would read all that trash?
FOUR THIN INCHES
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RIP Ag Tag.


Curious Jorge=Cocos
Nuke_Ag05
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Greek
BennyBlancoFromTheBright
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This story rivals the Ryan's bathroom story.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/the-most-embarrassing-private-jet-flight-of-all-time/
lancevance
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This is an urban legend. i first read it when the PS2 came out and in that story the guy was returning from standing in line for a PS2 all day.
SECond2noneAgs
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OP joined TexAgs 5/16/14, but this story was posted in 2002?
itsyourboypookie
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OP joined TexAgs 5/16/14, but this story was posted in 2002?
gambochaman
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Goose
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OP joined TexAgs 5/16/14, but this story was posted in 2002?
OP?...OP ????

The OP as you refer to him is a TexAgs Legend amongst Legends.

You may refer to him as BaitShack or Mr. Shack. Or, preferrably, Mr. BaitShack.

Show some ***-damned respect!!!!
SECond2noneAgs
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I apologize. I shall refer to him from here on out as His Baitiness.
Uncle Howdy
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I apologize. I shall refer to him from here on out as His Baitiness.
Why not Master BaitShack
eAGer
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I apologize. I shall refer to him from here on out as His Baitiness.
Why not Master BaitShack
Amazing Moves
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Now back to the vomit...

The only part I read. Bluestar
marble rye
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quote:
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OP joined TexAgs 5/16/14, but this story was posted in 2002?
OP?...OP ????

The OP as you refer to him is a TexAgs Legend amongst Legends.

You may refer to him as BaitShack or Mr. Shack. Or, preferrably, Mr. BaitShack.

Show some ***-damned respect!!!!
DripAG08
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2016 Bump
AgCat93
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Kenneth_2003
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Ahhh... Makes me want to go back and re-read "Apologies to the Home Depot Manager"

Good times!
Ryan the Temp
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A 14 year-old thread. Now that's one hell of a bump.
DripAG08
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Story is like a fine wine, just gets better with age...
Buck O Five
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Who wears sweat pants to a steak house?
98Ag99Grad
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Elastic waistband is perfect for a buffet. When he wants to spend the big bucks and go to Outback, then he throws on the Levis to classy it up.
JSKolache
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Hello old friend. story #2 (!) was OK - stawberry shake - ermagerd...
Brian Earl Spilner
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Summer between 8th and 9th grade.
ravingfans
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BUMP! Legendary!
pdc093
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One of THE best, along with the legendary Fatso w/Travel Scrabble.
Never gets old....
dreyOO
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This story came up today at work. Had the pleasure of forwarding over to a few coworkers.
Gardening Ag
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Never understood how anyone found this entertaining. It's no different than the other thousand spam stories they were created with the invention of email.

Quick, forward this to at least 10 friends and Bill Gates will send you a free computer!

Leeman
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Rusty_Shakleford said:


Never understood how anyone found this entertaining. It's no different than the other thousand spam stories they were created with the invention of email.

Quick, forward this to at least 10 friends and Bill Gates will send you a free computer!


I did.. where is my free computer ?
Amazing Moves
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I can't believe that was 17 years ago.
NPH-
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I know that there are likely some that do not believe the full extend of the story, but keep this in mind folks. This obviously wasn't the first time something this awful/hilarious has happened to someone. At some point, years ago, some poor ****er had this very same situation happen to him, but unfortunately for him the "reputation" of these events had never dawned on anyone in the design & construction of the bathroom; therefore, there has to be some miserable chap who had to be the very first to do something of this magnitude in a bathroom WITH NO DRAIN. Think of the mess that poor ******* had to clean up with a mop/by hand.

By the grace of God this man was inflicted with this event in a commercial bathroom stall with a drain, but someone out there was not so fortunate.
biglebowski
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That's how you tell a story
Baby Billy
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Every time I read it, I laugh uncontrollably.
Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno
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Buck O Five said:

Who wears sweat pants to a steak house?


People that eat at ryans
The Fife
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Threads from when I was in grad school.
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