this guy walked up to me at the corner last night and was faking a scottish accent and asking me a question, and right off the bat i knew what he was doing. the first thing out of my mouth was "dude, I know you're faking the accent, you can stop..." and he goes "dang, yeah, i'm from dallas." but before he walked away, i was ignoring him bc I was trying to order shots and drinks for my friends and he goes, "Don't you know [insert Talon's real name here]?"

I had never seen the guy in my life.

So it was a Mexican faking a Scottish accent?

oh... pg 1

wow...not only a loser for the accent/knowing who you were but also shows Talon is a loser and has been showing your picture around

sounds like you found a winner.

he might've been at the party that i went to at talon's though. but lame for the accent.

and he was white.

this is why you dont hang out with texags people

racist.

Was he trying to pick you up?

your schtick is old and you're a greasy pr!ck.

just fyi

Why a scottish accent?

Talon has never been anything less than a gentleman to me. He was very nice on the occasion that I met him, and so were his friend. He happens to live with an old roommate/high school friend of mine. I don't see this reflecting on him at all, as he was a really nice guy.

wasn't referring to Talon.

ok good

It works best to pretend your deaf, that way when the girl starts saying stupid **** about herself you could care less about you can pretend you can't hear her, or hopefully she just won't start

Just pretend you and your buddy forgot the lyrics to some cheesy love song and give them a line and let them finish it to clear up your "argument" and just go from there

awwww....poor square. Keep sticking up for the corpulant. They may give in and give you some someday! lol

are you as big of ****ing idiot in person or is that just who you want to be on an internet message board?