The house I am buying has a floor safe embedded in the slab in the master bedroom closet. The seller has no idea what the combination is or what is in it, and he doesn't care to know either. I would like to open the safe just to see what's in it, how should I get it open?

Call the manufacturer.

dam

thermite

the manufacturer ought to be able to tell you the standard combo it shipped out with

Locksmith?

Locksmith

what CW said, uh...

lime bomb

drill, blasting cap, C4, detonation cord, time fuse

stethescope?

your pathetic attempt to deceive the texags community is disgusting. i see right through this lie and i will not get tangled up in this mess that is your attempted robbery.

your pathetic attempt to deceive the texags community is disgusting. i see right through this lie and i will not get tangled up in this mess that is your attempted robbery.

Ummmm locksmith. Did you really not know the answer.

tell us what you find. and i call dibs on 1/2 of the good stuff

It's probably full of Asian granny porn and little fun-size kit-kat bars.

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Call the locksmith
Call the locksmith
Call the locksmith
Call the locksmith

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We're men . . .

Yeah, thats about the fishiest story ive ever heard.

"yeah, its my house, but i dont know the combination and i don't want to know whats in it."

TRANSLATION:

"yeah, its my house, i know the combination, but im not telling you. By the time you figure it out, and find the body inside, ill be long gone leaving you with a case to defend."


Oh, and any old locksmith can open it. What is a floor safe though? I have a safe room, with bank vault door, but ive never heard or seen something built into the slab.

For javelina..

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Merry Men: [singing] We're men / We're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / We're men / Manly men! / We're men in tights / Yes! / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like pansies / But don't get us wrong / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / *Tight tights* / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / When you're in a fix / Just call for the men in tights / We're butch!

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but ive never heard or seen something built into the slab.

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My old house had one in it.

It was under the carpet, in the Master Bedroom closet.

It's where I kept my excess poo for the next homeowner.

I see.

Thanks for the tips guys. I realize that calling a locksmith is the easiest way to open it. I think it would be more interesting (and cheaper) to try and open it myself first. After I call the manufacturer for the default combination, what else should I try? I found this website which has some ideas but it references a book for the complete guide. Thoughts?

http://home.howstuffworks.com/safecracking3.htm

Rub it softly in a circular motion and see if a geenie pops out

why would you want to work so hard to find aggrad's old poo?

question: Aggrad... how did you get a genie to hide in your poo?

The secret is in the safe......