I say 'Taco'...coz it's got street cred...

TURD SANDWICH!!!

Gawd that movie sucked.

grilled cheese. the taco would fall apart.

which movie is that from?

Hot Rod

And by taco you mean....?

Best. Movie. Ever.

Denise: I'm sorry, Rod. What were you going to ask me?

Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.

Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?

Rod Kimble: Of course.

Denise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.

Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist. I'll see you later.

Dave: Oh man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.

Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.

Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face.

Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.

Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.

Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.

Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.

Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.

Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.