I hate Illinois Nazis.

We're on a mission from God.

Jake Blues is released on parole and gets back all the things he wore when he was arrested]

Corrections Officer: One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here.


[This message has been edited by rca21978 (edited 1/25/2008 6:53a).]

Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

Don't you "don't get all riled, sugar" me! You ain't goin' back out on the road and you ain't playin' them old two-bit sleazy dives. You're livin' with me now, and y'ain't gonna go slidin' around witcho ol' white hoodlum friends.

Orange Whip?...Orange Whip?


Three orange whips.

We have both kinds. Country AND Western.

We're the Good Ole Blues Brothers Band...