Mine is from the extended version where he is in shop class drilling holes on a block of wood.

Seth "What are you making"

Evan "Drilling holes, two weeks left, **** it."

[This message has been edited by Brock Samson (edited 12/9/2007 3:41p).]

Did you buy the extended dvd as well?

Yeah, I havent watched the extra stuff. Are they funny?

"I assume you all have guns and crack!"

Yep. My favorite one was probably the press junket meltdown. that or everybody hates michael cera, the unfortunate true story.

I've seen the press junket meltdown, where they are calling out "Seth" on being fat and ugly and he flips out?

Is that it?

Not really quote, but my favorite part of the movie is the shootoff, when another patrol car comes and they freak out and bail.

Yeah thats it.

The commentary is pretty good, too.

.....and lube

prepare to be ****ed by the long dick of the law

I'm so wet right now.

Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.

You have such a smooth cock.

Thank you, you would too, if you were a man.

I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bull**** - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this ****ty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a ****in' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Evan: Fogell... shut the **** up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

"You just cock-blocked McLovin!"

Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a *****.
Evan: That's ****ed.
Seth: No ****. It's really ****ed up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was ****ing crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant *******, all of a sudden...
Kid: *****!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he ****ing flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.

We arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuk.

I think he was Vietnamese, and it was with a p-h, but still pretty shocking to see on the license.

"Have fun boning Jules tonight" - Old woman

"Thanks! Enjoy your remaining years." - Seth

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.

Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?

Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.



Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

"Sometimes I just flip it up into my waistband. It's convenient and it feels good.

I almost shot a load in my belly button"

i am going to give you the best bloooow j ever..... with my mouth

we shouldnt be blocking his cock.....w should be guiding his cock.

big bottle of luuuuuuuuube.

Fa Sho!!!

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