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Why is Mike Stoops pointing the finger?

January 14, 2013
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Few situations are more uncomfortable than watching a comedian bomb on stage.

He delivers a one-liner. Silence ensues. He taps the microphone. He asks: “Is this on?”

Unfortunately for Mike Stoops, the microphone was on. And the response hasn’t been silence.

Yeah, those message board wise guys — you know who you are — will offer up sarcastic posts proclaiming “Man Walks on Moon” or “Germans invade Poland” at what they consider old news.

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But in case you somehow missed it last week, Stoops, Oklahoma’s defensive coordinator, went 'Chris Rock' on a Tulsa radio show with controversial statements about Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel.

“If they can keep him out of jail or keep him eligible, he’s gonna be pretty good,” Stoops said.

Of course, Manziel, who won the Heisman Trophy, was arrested for fighting and for having a fake ID last summer before he was named A&M’s starting quarterback. No doubt he’s enjoying his celebrity status — he has been seen at a casino and opening a bottle of Champagne — but Manziel apparently has done nothing illegal since that incident.

However, just in December three Oklahoma players were arrested, including defensive players Cortez Johnson (possession of a controlled substance) and Stacy McGee (DUI).

Looks like the joke was on Stoops, who needed all the help he could get when Manziel rolled up 516 yards of total offense against his defense in A&M’s 41-13 pillaging of the Sooners in the Cotton Bowl.

Of course, Stoops isn’t the first guy to regret a bad joke.

Clayton Williams, Don Imus, Bob Griese, James Watt and Fuzzy Zoeller come to mind.

Fortunately for Stoops, his foot-in-mouth moment won’t damage an election bid or end a career as was the case for some of the aforementioned wisecrackers.

Actually, Stoops mostly praised Manziel.

First, he offered: “I’ve seen a lot of football players play a lot of different styles with guys, but never seen anything like that in my whole life. I mean, I’ve never felt as defenseless as we were the other night (in the Cotton Bowl), that’s for sure.”

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Then, he added: “You know, any time you can go for 500 yards against a team like Alabama (which A&M defeated 29-24), that tells you. You don’t need to say anything else.”

But of course, Stoops did say more.

“If they (A&M) can keep him off Twitter, he might win three or four Heismans. He’ll have that type of ability.”

That’s not a joke.

Manziel was only a freshman last season and got better as the season progressed. He figures to get even better as he gains more experience. That should give him an excellent chance to win another Heisman.

Sure, he’ll be challenged. Alabama running back T.J. Yeldon and quarterback A.J. McCarron, Arizona running back Ka’Deem Carey, USC wide receiver Marquis Lee, Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller, Georgia quarterback Aaron Murray and even South Carolina defensive end Jadaveon Clowney will be 2013 Heisman contenders, too.

Plus, Baylor running back Lache Seastrunk already proclaimed he’s going to win it.

And then there’s the real possibility that a player who isn’t even well known will emerge from relative obscurity to win. That’s been the case the last three years with Auburn’s Cam Newton, Baylor’s Robert Griffin and Manziel.

True, only Ohio State’s Archie Griffin has won two Heismans. The odds are against Manziel. But then, no freshman won it before he did, either.

Going into the 2013 season, Manziel would have to be considered the frontrunner. So, give credit to Stoops for correctly pointing out Manziel’s talent and potential.

And forgive Stoops for his bad joke.

Besides, his defense that allowed more than 40 points in three of the last four games was a worse joke.

Maybe Stoops was just laughing to keep from crying.
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Why is Mike Stoops pointing the finger?

17,955 Views | 24 Replies | Last: 11 yr ago by mpezll
Olin Buchanan
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Why is Mike Stoops pointing the finger?
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The Premium subscribers took a vote and decided that they wanted all of you to see this story for FREE! So here you go! Thanks them, not us.
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I thought it was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[This message has been edited by TheFro (edited 1/14/2013 4:44p).]
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AggieRain
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Table scraps!
Mega Lops
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No joke, a Sooner fan told me Mike had bronchitis during the game. Ain't nobody got time for that!
MallalieuAg
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Stoops has no room to talk with all the criminals and cheaters on the ou team.
powerbiscuit
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wow, thanks for the sloppy seconds...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7UgAprdpM
duffelpud
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Close the interwebs; that vid done got all up in here an Juan it.
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Lol we are good enough for THIS? We must have stepped our game up.
MagnumLoad
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Let's see, hmmm, maybe because he got whipped in the CB, is getting his clock cleaned in recruiting, and he sees no light at the end of the tunnel with the Manziel led Aggie train coming to crush his ass.
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I feel so LOLpoor. Thank you to the kind folk on the hill.
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quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7UgAprdpM
Oh Lord Jesus, its a fire!
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And to think, you guys pay for this...
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Sweet Jesus....that vid hijacked the thread.
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She just wanted a pop!
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That's sweet brown to you
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Real Sad..........
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Still hungry
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We will get back to your sorry ass soon!
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