Your help is needed tomorrow. Please sneak a few sacrificial chicken bones on to the field tomorrow!

Do they have to go on the field or can I just eat the chicken in the stands?

bonus points for dumping the bucket of bones in the dugout

Look, I don't want to be tossed out of th park.

They let you back in next season... Just ask AggieBand04

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Do they have to go on the field or can I just eat the chicken in the stands?

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Just try to sneak one onto the field. It doesn't have to be in fair territory. Somewhere down the right field line by that workout facility would work fine. It needs to remain there throughout the game though for full effect.

[This message has been edited by Will94 (edited 4/30/2011 11:19a).]

I'm not going to throw this on the field, because it's gross and disrespectful, but here you go.



By the way, this is the last time I do a favor for you because now I have a huge grease stain on my pants from the box on my lap. Those don't come out.

Just realized that last post didn't have a good tone, and wanted to make sure you know it was meant in good humor.

They let you take outside food in?

Multiple pairs of shorts have grease stains on them from sneaking double cheeseburgers in to Olsen

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I'm not going to throw this on the field, because it's gross and disrespectful, but here you go.

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You should have thrown it on the field!!

Today's performance is on you, ensign!

Um, no. One of our players may have tripped over it!

After today's debacle, I don't think I'm even going to eat KFC ever again.

Brad, I doubt they allow outside food in. But if I ever want to sneak stuff in, I just put it in the bottom of my backpack and put a jacket or sweatshirt over it. They never go digging through your stuff to the bottom.

Today in Jefferson City, I met a man named Rick Perry. Not the Rick Perry, but he said he used to lobby in Texas. Also, overheard in Jefferson City: "I could be wrong, but I don't think Thomas Jefferson ever wore a dress."

I'm starting to think you should listen to tomorrow's game from the parking lot...

-Statboy

@StatBoy203

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I'm starting to think you should listen to tomorrow's game from the parking lot...

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Or hide a chicken bone somewhere in foul territory!

Uh, don't you mean fowl territory?

Ha! I like that.

ensign, we'll need a full recap of today's bizarre game

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I'm starting to think you should listen to tomorrow's game from the parking lot...

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I would have been better off... I got soaked.

A recap for W:

It was overcast and chilly all day but hadn't rained. Before the game started, some fans got up on top of our dugout and swept off some dirt/dust that had accumulated there. I felt the first few drops a short while after the game started. It wasn't so bad at first, but then it started raining lightly. Around the bottom of the fourth, it really started to pick up. But they played on. In the sixth inning, water started creeping into my seat under my butt, so I stood up. It was really cold and my toes were frozen, and it rained on. I was really surprised at this point that they were still playing.

When McCormick came in to pitch in the seventh, he asked for some of that stuff for the mound, and we all stood around waiting for the grounds crew to do their work. At this point, I was wet and cold and irritated, so I started to yell Phil's name. I hadn't been doing much of that over the weekend. But there weren't as many fans there to be bothered by it now, so I didn't care. Then House hit the single that scored Jackson. I hadn't even been able to start on the spices references.

After the next half inning we were told that there would be a thirty minute delay, so I went down to the concorse area to wait around. Conner Mach's mom told me to "Look at your pants legs they're all wet. You must be freezing." Indeed. After the thirty minutes, the game was called and the Aggies won.

Now I'm in San Antonio. Gig 'em.

That's Thoreau quality. I could almost feel the cold...

then I realized my roommate turned the AC on.

Hey ensign! Our guys are now 1-3 on the road this last week with you following them. I am hereby revoking your roadie permit indefinitely. It's Olsen or the internet for you!

I don't care if I'm 2-6 on the road this year. It's not my fault.

But really... maybe I shouldn't go to that t.u. game...