In the 70's, we started playing those yellow ***** cats, they ran back to the swamp and cancelled the series with us because we started kicking their ass.
'74 - ass kicking
'75 - ass kicking
'76 - Can't play big, bad Aggie any more.

Next time we started playing them, we told those yellow kitty cats that we would only play them if they signed a contract. Again, as usual, we started kicking their asses. This time, the ass kickings were much worse than the last time. I guess a contract forced them to endure a few more ass kickings before they cried uncle. However, they did again cancel the series and went crawling back to their little swamp.
'91 - ass kicking
'92 - ass kicking
'93 - ass kicking
'94 - ass kicking
'95 - ass kicking
'96 - Again, LSU scared ****less of big bad Aggie, refuses to play us, even though they have a CONTRACT to play us.

There is little doubt that they are better than we are at the moment. However, it's a 100% certainty that we are going to overtake them. So, since LSU is a bunch of scared ***** cats, how do you think they back out of the series with us this time when we start pounding their little football team?

1. Leave the SEC totally - no exit fees
2. Cry to the SEC to move them to the east and avoid big, bad Aggie

[This message has been edited by jblaschke (edited 10/17/2012 9:32a).]

This is more like it.

**** those coonasses and the ****ty 70's hatchbacks they'll be driving in with.

RC sure knew how to whip that coon-ass

How easily you forget the @ss kickings we handed out to you.

"I want to go to A&M," Andrew said. "It would be cool but he wants me to be in a better place than him. Like he wants me to be at LSU or something like that."
-Andrew Michael (Christine's younger brother)

I know you're not talking about the Cotton Bowl where Jordan Jefferson looked like Tom Brady...the dude couldn't throw a 5 yard slant accurately all season. Talk about making a deal with the devil...

Hey tiger, your post is my point. In the past, you scheduled us when you were good and we were not. Yes, you beat our ass. Then, we turned it around, and when we started beating your ass, you ran in fear. Happened twice already.

Well, we are not exactly at our peak now, and you guys are loaded. Even though you coach is a dumbass grass eater, you may win a few. However, there is little doubt we will turn it around, just like we've done in the past.

This time, it will be even more difficult for you to stop playing us than it was the last time you ran in fear of the Texas Aggies.

Have a nice day!