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Definitely Not A Cop
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7:21a, 5/25/25
Reed throws 85 TD's, Runs for 40.

Defense gets 8 sacks a game, with 60 turnovers.

We win the natty by four touchdowns.

We hire Sarkisian away from Texas as a TE coach and Smart from Georgia as a DE coach at the end of the season, and make them both get Gen Z Broccoli haircuts.

We find billions of barrels of oil underneath the Rellis Campus, and use it to build a giant middle finger that can be seen from Austin.

Lou Holtz gets CRISPR, regenerating his brain and is able to go back on Gameday, replacing Pat McAfee.

I bang every potbanger's mom and become AD.


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WC94
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8:08a, 5/25/25
Drunk at 7am, impressive.
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8:11a, 5/25/25
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8:18a, 5/25/25
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8:56a, 5/25/25
I doubt the potbanger moms are that hot
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Maroon Dawn
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9:02a, 5/25/25
We congratulate OP at being this drunk early on a Sunday morning
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9:06a, 5/25/25
Uhhhh….do you mean Lee Corso?
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Definitely Not A Cop
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In reply to ccolley68 • 9:27a, 5/25/25
Him too.
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Aggie Dad 26
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9:48a, 5/25/25
This place... an excellent place to take a nap
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Canyon Lake Agbu94
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9:51a, 5/25/25
Can add Definitely not an expert to the username too.
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10:09a, 5/25/25
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!
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In reply to romanagg11 • 10:13a, 5/25/25
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 10:16a, 5/25/25
Definitely Not A Cop said:
Reed throws 85 TD's, Runs for 40.

Defense gets 8 sacks a game, with 60 turnovers.

We win the natty by four touchdowns.

We hire Sarkisian away from Texas as a TE coach and Smart from Georgia as a DE coach at the end of the season, and make them both get Gen Z Broccoli haircuts.

We find billions of barrels of oil underneath the Rellis Campus, and use it to build a giant middle finger that can be seen from Austin.

Lou Holtz gets CRISPR, regenerating his brain and is able to go back on Gameday, replacing Pat McAfee.

I bang every potbanger's mom and become AD.


POTD
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Cinco Ranch Aggie
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10:28a, 5/25/25
I remember my first beer.
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In reply to the most cool guy • 11:31a, 5/25/25
the most cool guy said:
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.

I could be mistaken, but I think they're talking **** because they are good and we suck
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 12:28p, 5/25/25
If it does not play out this way, it will only be because we lost to the best 4-8 team in the country!
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 1:07p, 5/25/25
Definitely Not A Cop said:
Reed throws 85 TD's, Runs for 40.

Defense gets 8 sacks a game, with 60 turnovers.

We win the natty by four touchdowns.

We hire Sarkisian away from Texas as a TE coach and Smart from Georgia as a DE coach at the end of the season, and make them both get Gen Z Broccoli haircuts.

We find billions of barrels of oil underneath the Rellis Campus, and use it to build a giant middle finger that can be seen from Austin.

Lou Holtz gets CRISPR, regenerating his brain and is able to go back on Gameday, replacing Pat McAfee.

I bang every potbanger's mom and become AD.




The maroon coolaid is definitely in abundance this summer
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the most cool guy
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In reply to 4 • 1:13p, 5/25/25
4 said:
the most cool guy said:
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.

I could be mistaken, but I think they're talking **** because they are good and we suck

Right, but being good is mostly just a function of buying players now.
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In reply to the most cool guy • 1:19p, 5/25/25
the most cool guy said:
4 said:
the most cool guy said:
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.

I could be mistaken, but I think they're talking **** because they are good and we suck

Right, but being good is mostly just a function of buying players now.



Which is well within the current rules. In college sports these days- the best teams are usually spending the $$$.
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1:31p, 5/25/25
This thread is like that one and only hit, in my entire life, of LSD I took as a Sophomore in 78. The goalposts kept moving.
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1:32p, 5/25/25
OP just buying what Elko said.....we will be the Premier College Football Program in the country!
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In reply to cs69ag • 1:38p, 5/25/25
cs69ag said:
OP just buying what Elko said.....we will be the Premier College Football Program in the country!

That was a pretty big statement made from him.

Hopefully he's able to back it up on the field these next couple years. Last year ended poorly, but it was his 1st year. People gotta give him some slack.
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In reply to 4 • 2:06p, 5/25/25
4 said:
the most cool guy said:
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.

I could be mistaken, but I think they're talking **** because they are good and we suck

Now being in the SEC, tu is mediocre without a championship in the last 20 years. Getting there isn't the same as winning it.
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 2:21p, 5/25/25
Definitely Not A Cop said:
Reed throws 85 TD's, Runs for 40.

Defense gets 8 sacks a game, with 60 turnovers.

We win the natty by four touchdowns.

We hire Sarkisian away from Texas as a TE coach and Smart from Georgia as a DE coach at the end of the season, and make them both get Gen Z Broccoli haircuts.

We find billions of barrels of oil underneath the Rellis Campus, and use it to build a giant middle finger that can be seen from Austin.

Lou Holtz gets CRISPR, regenerating his brain and is able to go back on Gameday, replacing Pat McAfee.

I bang every potbanger's mom and become AD.


I've run this through all of my AI models. No lies detected.
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4:39p, 5/25/25
As I have said for years, you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.
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In reply to Definitely Not A Cop • 4:54p, 5/25/25
I have been hearing this for over 4 decades. Time is running out for some of us. Excuse the bitterness but calling bs this time.
Maroon Flash
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In reply to Sparkie • 5:04p, 5/25/25
Sparkie said:
4 said:
the most cool guy said:
romanagg11 said:
Seriously, btho sips. I'm tired of sip fans already. The **** talking is so easy for any other school on A&M right now. Just ****in WIN!

It doesn't mean anything though. Talking **** because they spent more money on players? Who cares.

I could be mistaken, but I think they're talking **** because they are good and we suck

Now being in the SEC, tu is mediocre without a championship in the last 20 years. Getting there isn't the same as winning it.
How would we know?
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Sparkie
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In reply to 4 • 5:45p, 5/25/25
So their 0 championships are better than our 0 championships. Weird take..
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In reply to WC94 • 6:02p, 5/25/25
WC94 said:
Drunk at 7am, impressive.


We've all been there.
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6:09p, 5/25/25
We 2 nite
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6:49p, 5/25/25
Bout this time every year.....THIS is our YEAR!!!
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In reply to Sparkie • 7:11p, 5/25/25
Sparkie said:
So their 0 championships are better than our 0 championships. Weird take..

You're trying too hard.

They played for a championship in their first year.

We've never even sniffed that game.

In every world other than an insecure maroon one, that is a better season than we've ever experienced in the SEC.

Nevermind they've made the playoffs 2 seasons in a row.

We've made the playoffs exactly 0 times.

Also better.
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Aggie Dad 26
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In reply to Sparkie • 7:24p, 5/25/25
Sparkie said:
So their 0 championships are better than our 0 championships. Weird take..


Lol

Their playoff appearances though. Do you wonder how good that might feel? I certainly do
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In reply to Aggie Dad 26 • 7:41p, 5/25/25
Aggie Dad 26 said:
Sparkie said:
So their 0 championships are better than our 0 championships. Weird take..


Lol

Their playoff appearances though. Do you wonder how good that might feel? I certainly do
like 0 skins on the wall.
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In reply to 4 • 7:42p, 5/25/25
4 said:
Sparkie said:
So their 0 championships are better than our 0 championships. Weird take..

You're trying too hard.

They played for a championship in their first year.

We've never even sniffed that game.

In every world other than an insecure maroon one, that is a better season than we've ever experienced in the SEC.

Nevermind they've made the playoffs 2 seasons in a row.

We've made the playoffs exactly 0 times.

Also better.
you are the one working hard that their loses are better than our loses.
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