I have phenomenal skill in making holes in drywall. But not the other way around. Need somebody to patch a ceiling where a leaky pipe was fixed. There's no home building in the area so I can't find the local crew and offer cash and beer.

Also need somebody to patch a vent penetration. Roofer coming out to look next week, but I imagine it's going to be hard for them to have it worth their while to have one dude caulk one vent versus multiple fixes or a complete replacement. Second story roof with weird angles so my old fat ass is passing.