Happy ending protected means I didn't want a bunch of crap from the board regulars about getting a wankie yankie. And no, they don't do that there.
Each room has a dimmer and volume control for the new age/piano what I call whales humping music. Its kinda like the Chill station on Sirius. Sort of. I've taken an iPod before but got tired of the cord. Table can be heated. They'll make sure you are comfortable before starting. Only chit chat I ever get is 'its time to turn over' and then 'that's our session Mr Underoos'. I've fallen asleep more times than I can count. At some point they may ask if the pressure is OK.