Shoot 66 once a month.
Win VSGA senior championship
Have cart girls swoon over me and pass me their cell# and then stalk me.
Win club championship, member member, member guest and match play.
Get a week long free pass to Masters..
Have Tiger invite me to his pad to hangout and golf with him for a week...

This will be enough for now.

Have the masters formally apologize for rejecting my application so many years. Get free tickets for life.
Ricky get a tiger slam.
Spend 2 days in a simulator and hit a hole in one on a 90 yard par 3. Have everyone love me because of it.

You really missed an opportunity for sophomoric humor on that first item

I know

break par again. outside of playing red tees, i think it has been a few years.

Get either Monday or Tuesday pair of Masters tickets for less than an arm and a leg. Will give up one limb but not both.
Get a hole in one at Sand Valley.
Break 80 once and 90 consistently.
Try lots of bourbon.
Get my cheaper than me loser golf friends to agree to a non Pinehurst resort courses golf trip for '25.

Weak!

50 rounds

AggieDruggist89 said:

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Shoot 66 once a month.
Win VSGA senior championship
Have cart girls swoon over me and pass me their cell# and then stalk me.
Win club championship, member member, member guest and match play.
Get a week long free pass to Masters..
Have Tiger invite me to his pad to hangout and golf with him for a week...

This will be enough for now.

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Talk about easy goals to achieve.
1). Find an easy miniature golf course near by and play it each month
2) Go Tanya Harding on all of your opponents the day of the tournament.
3) this is strictly a matter of throwing around enough $$$$$
4) buy your own country club, have an excuse to not play the first round but tell everyone you played earlier that week and had an amazing round you are counting as your first round. This is a proven method
5) Become a member of Augusta Country club, go in during the nights and build a tunnel under the property line and get into ANCC all 7 days. Good luck keeping it a secret
6) Go to your local zoo and have them invite you to hang out in the Tiger pad for a week as a publicity stunt. You can golf all you want with the Tigers and the zoo won't have to feed the tigers for a few days. I recommend doing this one last because it will likely make the other 5 impossible.