Yeah, it's old. But this is just a snippet of over 2 hours of hilarity.

Enjoy. And watch the snippet all the way to the end. Don't cheat yourself.

http://nylawblog.typepad.com/suigeneris/2006/11/what_is_it_with.html

I could decipher 3 words in that clip

Hahaha!

Wouldn't want to be that camera man

"Oh, Lord have mercy, my head."

Oh Mah Head!!!!!!

Awesome.

They would stage car accidents and then file insurance claims. I know the lawyer who took that deposition. After the ems came the guy with the panty on his head (to steal a line from H.I. McDonnough) was arrested on an outstanding warrant.

Best line of the deposition: "The mental anxieties you had caused me are unpredictable".

"That's aaaiiiight....I'm gwoin' to da internal revenue"

"I'm callin' channel 13"

"Call a 'bambulance, sir"

"'dis a bunch 'o crap"

It's time now
My time now
Give me my, give me my wings....

At the 4:19 mark, the lawyer walking out of the room signals to the camera man to keep filming.

quite humorous HAHAHA!

my favorite

good old Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqXRUvZYs84

Freaking stupid mf'ers...



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

Agent,

Do you still have the one where the deponent wore a gracery bag over his head?

Was this the guy from Ricum Rackum after he took his psych meds?

HAHAHAHA"""


Ooooo Laaawwd, my hayyyd...

Well worth waiting for the 4 minute mark.

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See what the hell y'all doin' to people 'round here!

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Nice

Did anybody click this one too?
http://nylawblog.typepad.com/suigeneris/2006/09/what_was_he_que.html

I've had that entire deposition on tape for about 15 years now.....it is priceless. I've probably watched it 25 times.

The last 3 minutes is just the climax of the deposition, which is about an hour long, and is purely hysterical!!!!!!!!

The whole thing starts off with the guy asking if he could wear a mask, and when the lawyers say 'yes', he pulls pantyhose out of his pocket, and puts it on like it's a normal thing to do.

OH, and with the volume turned up really loud at the end.......

When the guy is down on the ground with the mother..... you can hear him continually ask 'are you alright?".....and the mom says, "It really didnt hurt"..... (she was just faking the whole time).

That's when Alton Muy (the guy) realizes the camera is still on, and goes crazy.

BTW, the deponent's name is Gidget Lewis. There used to be a database where prisoners would leave their profiles. I'm pretty sure she went to jail for this type of thing. Her profile said something to the effect of making a few bad decisions in her life.

http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com/1997_01_01_archive.html

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Gidget Lewis I am a Black-French-Indian Native. Currently in Texas Women Prison in Gatesville. Doing a 30 year sentence, been down 6 years. I have learned from my mistakes and I am seeking a long term friendship of lover, age 35 and up. Race is unimportant. My days spent here are very lonely. Without a companion to enjoy the night hours and days with. I'm in search of someone who knows the pain and fears of such admissable circumstances that have become part of my life. ......

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Zap found it

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That's when Alton Muy (the guy) realizes the camera is still on, and goes crazy.

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Well, I lost it when I realized that after I kicked the lamp, it fell on her head. Then you people kept harrassing me and my family, and I had enough of it.

In other Gidget related news. Sally Field was one hawt sloot.

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my favorite

good old Joe

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You mean Mr Hairpiece?

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...the stress and mental anguish you have cause me is unpredictable!!!

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one of my favorite parts of that tape....is when they are asking Gidgett her address.

Lawyers: Did you live in New Orleans
GL: Yes
Lawyers: But you just said you work in Houston
GL: Yes
Lawyers: So you drove from NO to Houston everday for work?
GL: mmmm, hmmmmmm
Lawyers: Im not sure that is possible. Did you live in Houston?
GL: Yes
Lawyers: Well, which one?
GL: G** D***, You guys ack like people got to have some type of memory book or sumpin.....geezz.....where did I live, where do I live, tryin to confuse me!

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You mean Mr Hairpiece?

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He is awesome.

Annie Jenkins is my favorite depo EVER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZbMntIU_v0

Theeese is some funny sheet!!!