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Robert Lundgren, the chief operating officer of RIVR and one of the executive producers of the show, made two trips to Lubbock to finalize the deal.
"What a gorgeous campus," he said. "I had no idea how great a campus Tech had. The people are so friendly, the university and athletic department personnel have been so supportive of this. This is a great concept and Coach Knight is a great man. I expect this to do well."
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Police suspect drunk tard frat boys stole the huge bronze beer can from the Bigass Hands of Imbibing at the entrance to the Tard School of Grain Misuse. It remains an unsolved crime.
The tard graduate school is quiet right before the 3:30 bell. Soon, the still air will come alive with the sound of giggling post-docs and the sound of busses pulling up to the curb. Paper airplanes will fill the sky and gum wrappers will litter the grounds.
One of many open-air 'vomitoriums' for the drunken tard student body.
Here, drunken tards can return yard art they stole from Lubbock neighborhoods, no questions asked, during their weekly blackouts.
The Eternal Urinal honors tards who've been arrested for relieving themselves in public.
The Montford Open Air Latrine behind STD Jones is the largest such facility in a developed nation, and the third largest in the world.
The Lubbock County Jail annex was built in 2003 on the tard campus as a convenience to drunk and disorderly students. As a bonus, the sheriff saves $1.4 million a year in gasoline transporting drunken tards between the main jail and campus.
The campus is especially quiet on the morning after football games, as the entire student body waits for someone to post their bond.
A member of the tard polo team got caught in one of the daily dust storms and was encased alive in dust. He serves as a chilling reminder to all tards to drink indoors during those daily storms!
Every year, more than 1,200 tards chipped their teeth on this sculpture. To combat the problem, school officials put real cows (not shown) across the street to lure students away from the statues. And it ultimately led to creation of the tard dental school.
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some myth, the entire country saw tek's level of class on Sidelines...
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ESPN absolutely loves Texas A&M. Though 'Sidelines' wasn't the greatest show, A&M was selected for a reason.
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The neverending quest for validation continues.
quote:Aren't you supposed to be coloring your final book for your tier 3 basketweaving final, junior?
shiner raider
posted 2:40p, 08/06/05
Maybe it's because I'm still in school.
