Knight School

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mj_raider
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http://www.lubbockonline.com/stories/080505/col_0805051000.shtml

I doubt it can match Sidelines and RC's speeches.

[This message has been edited by mj_raider (edited 8/5/2005 1:18p).]
mj_raider
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Robert Lundgren, the chief operating officer of RIVR and one of the executive producers of the show, made two trips to Lubbock to finalize the deal.

"What a gorgeous campus," he said. "I had no idea how great a campus Tech had. The people are so friendly, the university and athletic department personnel have been so supportive of this. This is a great concept and Coach Knight is a great man. I expect this to do well."


Quick! Tell Bill to send this guy an A&M Media Guide!
Hong Kong Paul
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THAT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP![/RC]
CajunAg97
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just wait till they film a tek home football game
Buck Naked
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Hopefully it will be the aggie game.




GOATS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED, YOU MUST FURNISH YOUR OWN GOAT.
shiner raider
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Another aggie myth shot down
CajunAg97
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some myth, the entire country saw tek's level of class on Sidelines...
mj_raider
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CajunAg97
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that looks like the tek fans that sat by us at last year...
goodAg80
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Can't wait until they goad Bobby Knight into throwing a chair at the kids. That will make great TV.
NAS
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Police suspect drunk tard frat boys stole the huge bronze beer can from the Bigass Hands of Imbibing at the entrance to the Tard School of Grain Misuse. It remains an unsolved crime.


The tard graduate school is quiet right before the 3:30 bell. Soon, the still air will come alive with the sound of giggling post-docs and the sound of busses pulling up to the curb. Paper airplanes will fill the sky and gum wrappers will litter the grounds.


One of many open-air 'vomitoriums' for the drunken tard student body.


Here, drunken tards can return yard art they stole from Lubbock neighborhoods, no questions asked, during their weekly blackouts.


The Eternal Urinal honors tards who've been arrested for relieving themselves in public.



The Montford Open Air Latrine behind STD Jones is the largest such facility in a developed nation, and the third largest in the world.


The Lubbock County Jail annex was built in 2003 on the tard campus as a convenience to drunk and disorderly students. As a bonus, the sheriff saves $1.4 million a year in gasoline transporting drunken tards between the main jail and campus.



The campus is especially quiet on the morning after football games, as the entire student body waits for someone to post their bond.


A member of the tard polo team got caught in one of the daily dust storms and was encased alive in dust. He serves as a chilling reminder to all tards to drink indoors during those daily storms!


Every year, more than 1,200 tards chipped their teeth on this sculpture. To combat the problem, school officials put real cows (not shown) across the street to lure students away from the statues. And it ultimately led to creation of the tard dental school.
mj_raider
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NAS
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God Bless the Eight Stereotypes of the Tard Nation!
tacking on an extra year
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always hilarious.

______________________________________________________
no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"hey thats journey! kick ass!"
Sarge 91
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not-a-sip

well played
shiner raider
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NAS



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some myth, the entire country saw tek's level of class on Sidelines...


Says the person with one the smallest allotments of class on this board.
Jock 97
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The neverending quest for validation continues.....
shiner raider
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Jock, you make it too easy.

If it's A&M:

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ESPN absolutely loves Texas A&M. Though 'Sidelines' wasn't the greatest show, A&M was selected for a reason.


If it's Tech:

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The neverending quest for validation continues.


Make up your mind, hypocrite.
mock1
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Yes people, when shiner talks about class everyone listens. Thank you shiner for your stellar role model on this board.
shiner raider
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Speak english.
e=mc2
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I just pray I don't get an STD by looking at those photos.
AgSportsFan
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Too funny
13 0 Branding Iron
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What are the defining characteristics of a tard?

Inbreeding, crabs, stupidity, jealousy, mullets, clownishness, ignorance...

...and, of course, NASCAR shirts:


shiner raider
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No intelligent response? That's what I thought. I win again.
13 0 Branding Iron
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What did you win? First place at a sister pokin contest?
shiner raider
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Your sister.
13 0 Branding Iron
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I don't have a sister you tier 3 imbecile. That must've been your cross dressing brother.
shiner raider
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Sure you don't.
13 0 Branding Iron
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shiner raider
posted 2:40p, 08/06/05

Maybe it's because I'm still in school.
Aren't you supposed to be coloring your final book for your tier 3 basketweaving final, junior?
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