Reggie vs. Vince

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KingdomPhylum
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Who wins halftime?
The Dude
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Reggie will go second, while Vince does the Nazi salute.

It's a draw.
highwayman
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Vince will actually play his instrument and his performance will undoubtedly be different from the previous week, but Reggie can walk in pretty straight lines.
AngeloHorn
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Reggie gets points deducted for asking someone in the parking lot to "get a little help" playing his instrument.
NAS
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Reggie marches the Block T down the field with pinpoint passes.

When the tu band formation breaks down, Vince tucks the contrabassoon and takes off downfield.
WingRight
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Reggie sprains an ankle under the weight of his flute...Vince struggles to play his trumpet sidearmed..Draw.
highwayman
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Wing
VR Horn
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Vince gets a massage while Reggie sniffs the toilet paper and wipes with the smelling salts.
NAS
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Vince can't actually play his instrument, but carries it so well, he sits first chair.
highwayman
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Reggie performs the easy stuff impecably until the music becomes complicated and challengnig at which time he becomes flustered.
Vince breezes thru the easy stuff, and when the music starts getting difficult, he plays his own tune...
KingdomPhylum
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Reggie's drumline fail to protect him from opposing fans throwing off his rythem.

Vince goes down early in the set, and Texas must switch from a brass oriented to woodwind oriented ensamble when Matt Nordgren steps in.
NAS
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(stealing the above idea and tweaking it slightly)

After 5 games of letting the cymbals, oboes and tubas carry the bulk of the music, band director Greg Davis junks it all and gives Vince a tenor sax and lets him play whatever the hell he wants.
David_Puddy
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Kingdom,

The better question is, what will you be doing during halftime....

a) Finally succombing to Oveta's advances and trying the "straight thing" for once.

b) Running from Oveta into the nearest men's restroom with your "buddy" Julio.
LonghornDub
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I thought Vincent R. DiNino was dead.

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sodiumacetate
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Dub, when did he die? He always leads The Eyes on Alumni band day, and was still doing so at least a few years back.
LonghornDub
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sa - Maybe he's not dead. It just seems to me he's been around so long, he ought to be.

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