futbol sucks

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e=mc2
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Have the MLS all-Star game on and this crap sucks. Give me American FOOTBALL any day of the week.

I played when I was young and really liked it. Now, I see these guys running their ever-loving ass off for what, a goal an hour.

Either I've lost my appreciation for soccer or our brand of football is that much more exciting.
LoneStarFree
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our brand of football is that much more exciting.


B-I-N-G-O!
LoneStarFree
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our brand of football is that much more exciting.


B-I-N-G-O!
txagman1998
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If the soccer players used as much steroids as our football players do, maybe they would score more goals.

edit: (our = American football players in general)

[This message has been edited by txagman1998 (edited 7/31/2005 12:39a).]
PatAg
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Or, you're just smoking crack.
leachfan71
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The worst thing about playing soccer is telling you parents you are a f@g
OD
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Soccer does suck. It perplexes me that it is so popular around the world.
BigJim49 AustinNowDallas
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maybe you suck!
13 0 Branding Iron
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Soccer is for smelly chain smoking foreigners, or parents with kids who lack the talent to play real football or another men's sport.
leachfan71
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It might be more fun than book collecting. I've never tried either one.
houstontexan
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13-0, there are many soccer players who are some of the most explosive athletes in the world.
82ATM
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One of the most boring sport there is to have to watch.
FXST
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Futbal requires brains and big balls - Consequently brandi has no interest. He prefers the sports that require the athleticism of a sumo wrestler.

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho


[This message has been edited by FXST (edited 8/1/2005 2:29p).]
tacking on an extra year
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Futbal requires brains


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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"hey thats journey! kick ass!"
surf
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and big balls


i guess patch is pele then
SouthernGentTTU
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If you are an actual fan of soccer, you probably have AIDS and didn't contract it from a blood transfusion.

It doesn't take brains to watch a bunch of idiots run around and kick a ball to each other. That used-up statement is nothing more than a ridiculous ploy to give the sport some sort of redeeming quality, an intellectual one.
Syd_X_Barrett
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I have never understood the soccer pansy argument, and don't give the bull$#!! flopping crap. It is just as bad in basketball.

I played football & baseball for 10 years each & only managed to cut my head open twice, nose once, 1 concussion & the typical, sprains & strains.

I played goalie on a club team in college for a couple of years & broke my nose 3 times, 2 ribs, 1 concussion & torn ligaments in my left ankle.

But, yes, soccer is for pansies & golf is for the rest of you athletes
rex59
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Futbol or Soccer is the Communist Sport of Choice why it cost practically nothing to play other than a ball and two sticks in the ground at opposite end of a field of grass or dirt. Only Socialist and Commie Libs play Soccer.
Syd_X_Barrett
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I know that's why Cuba & China are so good at it, or does that now mean that baseball & boxing are communist sports too since our Florida neighbors are good at that too?

Not liking it because you find it boring, etc. is one thing. I love baseball, but 90% of the people in this country alone can't stand to watch it.

env788
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http://slate.msn.com/id/2103170/

Those communist pigs!
MidnightBevo
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We're too advanced for soccer. We're too big, too strong, too smart, too fast. It's too simple. That's why it flourishes in smaller/poorer nations.
dubag
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Then why aren't we winning the World Cup every time?
e=mc2
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Then why aren't we winning the World Cup every time?


It's a numbers game. For most countries, soccer is the only game in town. In the U.S., it is not even close to the top in terms of participation or fan support. Hence, our best athletes are playing other sports.
Syd_X_Barrett
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Actually, it is just behind football & softball for number of participants 11-17 in the US. Basketball being number 1. These numbers are helped since it counts boys & girls, however football team rosters are usually at least 3-4 times the size of other team rosters.

Interesting that softball has around 7 million more participants than baseball.

As for trends, Hockey had close to a 30% decline in the last couple of years. Baseball, football & soccer were all around 10% in decline. Take that for what it is worth. Must be alot of anti-communist football momentum out there. That sucks it is the best by far

[This message has been edited by Syd_X_Barrett (edited 8/2/2005 3:12a).]
FXST
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How many of us actually played tackle beyond twenty two years old. Football produces primarily fans/couch potatoes. You can play futbal till you damn near die.

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
BigJim49 AustinNowDallas
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Syd is the man!
houstontexan
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i've never played soccer in my life but i like watching it.

there's an extreme amount of satisfaction in being ranked in the top 10 in FIFA for a sport that half of america could care less about. it pisses alot of the euros off.

i can understand why some don't like it. takes a while to get used to and i can only sit and watch an entire game if its an international match with the US playing. definately different from other sports, but saying the guys aren't athletic is ignorant.
surf
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Interesting that softball has around 7 million more participants than baseball.


tell me about it. i live in softball central. they have a hall of fame here and everything.
grego
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13-0, there are many soccer players who are some of the most explosive athletes in the world.

The same "explosive athletes" collapse like they've been hit my a mortar round anytime somebody kicks them in the shinguard.

I hate soccer pusssys.
Syd_X_Barrett
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Yeah, just like all those pu$$!es in the NBA
FXST
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"The same "explosive athletes" collapse like they've been hit my a mortar round anytime somebody kicks them in the shinguard."

If you can convince the ref it was flagrant enough he will red card and eject the other player. You now play 10 vrs 11 which is a huge advantage. In basketball a Bill Lambier would have to flop and get the call on the same player six times to get him kicked out but the coach still gets to put in a sub. If the basketball team was down to four players like soccer for one bad foul, all you would see was guys flopping and pretending to be dead. Same for football if the other team could not sub for the ejected player. The rule was meant to protect soccer players who are not dressed like gladiators with pads and helmets but some idiots have carried it too far!


"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
MidnightBevo
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Interesting that softball has around 7 million more participants than baseball.


There is no girls equivalent to football, which serverely cuts into baseball's stake. After basketball, softball and soccer are the best sports for women who want to play after college.

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but saying the guys aren't athletic is ignorant.

Gymansts and synchronized swimmers are 'athletic', but that doesn't make thier competitions worth watching more than once every 4 years.
PatAg
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I dont know where you get this idea that soccer is cheap to play...I payed $2000 a year. Along with baseball, football, and basketball...most of you must be hicks from small towns, and thus you have your ideas of soccer.
grego
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basketball a Bill Lambier would have to flop and get the call on the same player six times to get him kicked out but the coach still gets to put in a sub.

Different extremes. I hate flopping in the NBA.

But in the NBA you don't have Eurotrash of Messcantrash pusssies faking injury long enough to be carried out on a FREAKING STRETCHER, only to return to the game minutes later.
Syd_X_Barrett
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There is no girls equivalent to football, which serverely cuts into baseball's stake. After basketball, softball and soccer are the best sports for women who want to play after college.


Yes, genius, that's why I stated as such, and also mentioned that football teams typically have 20-40 more players on a team, thus evening things out. There are also sports like hockey up north that cut into baseball's stake, but considering that football & baseball are on polar f u ck i n g opposites seasonally, I don't get your point.

I don't know why I bother half of the time. It's like talking to people who work for people who work for the people who work for me.

I also stated that football is by far #1 with me. Dislike soccer all you want, but calling them pu$$!es, or equating there athleticism with gymnasts & figure skaters is fu c k ing idiotic. Some of the best players in the world are in the 6-2, 210 range. Have some of you dip$h!ts seen a guy like Schmeicel or Vinny Jones????? Those guys would wipe their @$$e$ with any of you

[This message has been edited by Syd_X_Barrett (edited 8/2/2005 11:44p).]
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