A MUST READ FOR ALL TECH SUPPORT PEOPLE AND FOR ALL OF US THAT
HAVE UPGRADED FROM GIRLFRIEND TO WIFE SOMETIME IN OUR LIVES.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User.
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck, Tech Support





Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

With the thread title, this would have been better if it had been about Pizza delivery car mechanics, pizza assembly line workers, or pizza delivery drivers.....

One option for those who have already installed Wife 1.0 is to install Mistress 6.9, but it is also very expensive and has other problems.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

On another front, I caught a 20 1/2", 5 lb. channel cat while it was hailing during a thunderstorm at Lake Mexia Saturday. Pictures were taken and will be shown to select posters when they appear at group gatherings.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

If you want to run Mistress 6.9, be advised that under certain configurations it will attempt to self-upgrade to Wife 2.0. You'd be best served by making sure there is no possibility of communications with Wife 1.0, or your hard drive will be erased for you, and then all you're left with is a floppy.

i recommend massage parlor 4.5 and trick ho 3.1. both inexpensive alternatives to mistress 6.9

And then there's always the free download of Fingers 5.0

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

LMAO!! Dub
Patch i guess would have Kittykat 3.2 and dolphinluv 6.1....

As most whorns are installing bong hit 4.20!

Most Aggie women I know qualify as shareware.

Hit 4:20 is always fun but is always best modified by previously mentioned Tchepizzadelivery.run <30minutesorfree

[This message has been edited by vegasaggie (edited 7/5/2005 5:58p).]