Ennsberg with 22 homers with 59 RBIs:
In other news, Fort Worthless lost to the horrible-ass Mariners, breaking Seatle's seven game losing streak.
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Ennsberg with 22 homers with 59 RBIs:
In other news, Fort Worthless lost to the horrible-ass Mariners, breaking Seatle's seven game losing streak.
are you really this big of a dumbass?
all-star mark teixeira: 22 HR and 64 RBI
...and snapping the 4 game Rangers win streak.
Didn't Houston have one of those last year?
Didn't Houston have one of those last year?
I'm sure we did... we also had four and five game winning streaks last month.
Question: Is there a bigger dumbass than bootlicker?
The Astros are really starting to win alot of games.
We are sneaking up the wild card list... the pitching staff looks solid; thankfully, we don't have any Korean patsies or roid rage psychopath pitchers on our staff.
Who would have thought we would go 5-2 on a road trip WITHOUT Lidge?
How was that loss to the powerhouse Rockies last week? How about the loss (7-1) to the Royals the week before?
We won the Royals series on the road (2-1), then we SWEPT Colorado (3-0), then we won the Fort Worthless series (2-1), then we won the Colorado series on the road (2-1), then we won the Reds series (3-1).
That's a 12-4 record over the last 16 games (.750).
As a comparison, Fort Worthless is 7-9 over the last sixteen games (.438).
How does that feel, genius?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nice job not getting swept by your DADDY Rangers. 18-3 is right on par with 116-76, but you are familiar with both scores.
and yet they leave Ensberg out of the all-star game....
And of course the Astros recent "strong play" has absolutely nothing to do with playing 3 teams that are a combined 71 games under .500 and cellar dwellars, for 13 of those games, right?
BTW, they've officially been jinxed, again, by iron dipsh*t.
Hookem
BTW, they've officially been jinxed, again, by iron dipsh*t.
Hookem
Blue star day, for Roger! 2 for 3 with a double and an RBI. Oh yeah, and his ERA is now 0.20 - real American genius.....
wow im usually a astros fan, but i kinda want to see them lose because of people like brandy.
And Ryan Drese, who the pitching-poor Rangers released recently, had his second impressive outing for Washington yesterday by pitching seven (7) scoreless innings against the heavy-hitting Cubbies.
quote:
agg98
posted 1:17a, 07/04/05
wow im usually a astros fan, but i kinda want to see them lose because of people like brandy.
Then you are stupid.
GOATS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED, YOU MUST FURNISH YOUR OWN GOAT.
Atlanta came back to win last night? DAMN!
P.S. Seatle: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The Astros are playing very well right now....only two back of the Cubs.
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F the sCrUBS
quote:
And of course the Astros recent "strong play" has absolutely nothing to do with playing 3 teams that are a combined 71 games under .500 and cellar dwellars, for 13 of those games, right?
BTW, they've officially been jinxed, again, by iron dipsh*t.
Kind of says it all, doesn't it?
You know what "says it all"?
Seatle 2 Texas 1
Seatle 2 Texas 1
No, THIS says it all:
Texas: 7
Houston: 3
Texas: 18
Houston: 3
Texas: 2
Houston: 0
Texas: 2
Houston: 5
Texas: 6
Houston: 5
Texas: 2
Houston: 3
Nice work getting outscored 37-19 in the season series with DADDY!!!
Texas: 7
Houston: 3
Texas: 18
Houston: 3
Texas: 2
Houston: 0
Texas: 2
Houston: 5
Texas: 6
Houston: 5
Texas: 2
Houston: 3
Nice work getting outscored 37-19 in the season series with DADDY!!!
The Astros and Rangers played two series. The Rangers won the first and the Astros won the second.
And Fort Worthless TRAILS ALL-TIME*:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Just like the mavwrecks and cowgirls. poor baby D
And the Rangers have a better record against the stros and in MLB. Thanks for playing though. Sorry guys but brandi just doomed you guys once again. Get ready for a long losing spell. You might make it to .500.
Hey dumbass,
Remember Fort Worthless optimism last season?
I do:
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NL Central: TWO TEAMS ALIVE IN THE NLCS
WITH THE BREWERS!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wait... wait... wait....
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Remember Fort Worthless optimism last season?
I do:
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quote:
the Rangers are far exceeding expectations, whereas the Disastros are underachieving. - Dallasag02
quote:BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic dumbassery
raiderjay
posted 7:27a, 5/3/2004
Another BI prediction thread now being used for comedic relief......
Ranger, 16-9, best record in baseball and in first place....Who would have thought.....
Thanks BI!
quote:WHO'S YOUR DADDY SIP BOY?
UniHorn
posted 8:39a, 5/3/2004
Wow I've never known ANYONE to be so powerfully wrong. I bet if he started on LA clipper smack, they'd be world champs by 2005.
quote:AL West: ELIMINATED
grego
posted 9:29a, 5/3/2004
So can I safely assume that Houston just swept the best team in baseball?
AL West - 2 teams .600 or above
NL Central - 1 team .600 or above
NL Central: TWO TEAMS ALIVE IN THE NLCS
quote:YES! ME!
grego
posted 10:50a, 6/21/2004
CENTRAL W L PCT GB
St. Louis 41 28 .594 -
Chicago 39 30 .565 2.0
Cincinnati 38 31 .551 3.0
Milwaukee 35 31 .530 4.5
Houston 35 33 .515 5.5
Pittsburgh 26 39 .400 13.0
WEST W L PCT GB
Oakland 38 29 .567 -
Texas 37 29 .561 0.5
Anaheim 37 31 .544 1.5
Seattle 29 38 .433 9.0
Anybody care to revisit this?
quote:That one wasn't... BUT THIS ONE IS!
Muy
posted 11:53a, 6/21/2004
This is a classic red-headed step mule thread!
quote:
grego
posted 8:42a, 6/22/2004
Rangers now in 1st - bump.
quote:BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA INDEED!
PlanoGuy
posted 10:23p, 6/23/2004
quote:
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DADDY HOUSTON is in first place in a better division. Who cares about a few early Fort Worthless wins?
The collapse is coming... and all of you know it.
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For once Brandy was right....just wrong about which team was going to collapse.
How does it go??? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
quote:How embarrassing it must be reading this dumbassery with Houston in the NLCS!
chick79
posted 9:08a, 6/28/2004
Wow, can't believe Brandi is actually talking smack on this..... how embarassing it must be for you to see the Rangers still in first with the third best record in all of baseball with the Astros flirting with last place.......
quote:Fort Worthless is currently watching the Championship series:
raiderjay
posted 8:29p, 6/28/2004
The Disastros are currently battling in their division with.......... THE BREWERS......
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
WITH THE BREWERS!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wait... wait... wait....
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Houston Astros
2004 WC
2001 DIV
1999 DIV
1998 DIV
1997 DIV
1986 DIV
1981 DIV
1980 DIV
Texas Rangers
1999 DIV
1998 DIV
1996 DIV
2004 WC
2001 DIV
1999 DIV
1998 DIV
1997 DIV
1986 DIV
1981 DIV
1980 DIV
Texas Rangers
1999 DIV
1998 DIV
1996 DIV
PROPHECY REVISITED:
poor fort worthless
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
quote:
13 0 Branding Iron
posted 8:13a, 04/05/05
Hey, hey; let's not bicker and argue about who sucks on the rangers...
...they ALL suck.
It's nice to see Fort Worthess fans deluding themselves early again this season. Here's hoping we laugh just as much at you this year as we did last year. That was special.
poor fort worthless
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Biggio slams a three run shot: and DADDY goes up 4-1 on San Diego.
And yet that sucky Rangers team owns the series 4-2 while hitting 15 homers against your wonderful astros...Oh, and over-all Houston may own the win-loss record, but the Rangers have won that stupid trophy more now..
quote:SO DUMBASS: WHERE DID YOU WATCH DADDY HOUSTON IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR?
Daveintx
posted 8:37a, 6/24/2004
We swept through the team that you lost too last night (pirates), and though we hit the Card's at the wrong time we took one of 3 and for whatever reason couldn't get over a hump against the Reds (3 one run LATE lost games)..Fact in the matter is that we bounced back to sweep the champs in their own yard, and are sitting in FIRST and 10 games over...So, have you started to sell off all of your Astro's all the way gear yet?
Will you watch them at the same place this year while Fort Worthless sits at home?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
dallass blows
brandi has the time machine at full go. funny how he has nothing on the rangers this year except for a recent loss to seattle. hey fegh, who won the silver boot this year?
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quote:
And Fort Worthless TRAILS ALL-TIME*:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Just like the mavwrecks and cowgirls. poor baby D
Brandy using time machine smack? NO!!!!!
funny how i don't here any all-star smack. maybe it's because the rangers have four compared to just two for the astros.
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