...they're a TexAgs poster? I met this guy who totally fits the mold of a number of tards on here:
-- he sucks at life
-- he has severe ***** envy
-- he keeps hanging around with my friends and me even though none of us (all Ags and sips) invited him
-- in general he has little to offer to our conversations except the occasional retarded comment that we all beat him down over, and when we do he comes back with "Sweet Sixteen, Sweet Sixteen"
-- despite the fact that he's the only one in our group who isn't married or dating, he's still nowhere near being the most eligible guy among us, because face it: no chick wants to risk it
-- his initials are M.J.

BRILLIANT!!!
-- he sucks at life
-- he has severe ***** envy
-- he keeps hanging around with my friends and me even though none of us (all Ags and sips) invited him
-- in general he has little to offer to our conversations except the occasional retarded comment that we all beat him down over, and when we do he comes back with "Sweet Sixteen, Sweet Sixteen"
-- despite the fact that he's the only one in our group who isn't married or dating, he's still nowhere near being the most eligible guy among us, because face it: no chick wants to risk it
-- his initials are M.J.

BRILLIANT!!!