So glad this game is finally back!
A night game at Kyle Field where it is nearly impossible for the opposing team to even score much less actually win. I'm not sure why we are even showing up but probably a contractual obligation. Our only hope is to get y'all to play Wiggy. If he gets in we are not even going to send the defense onto the field. Just going to have David Copperfield and Chris Angel stand on the sidelines shuffling decks of cards presnap. Wiggy gets the snap and assumes the fetal position three times then y'all punt.
With your loud crowd, great d-line, Elko's defensive master mind, Ewers inconsistency, our entire team banged up from the sec grind from the unfair schedule imposed by Sankey as kind of an initiation to the club, I don't see how we can match up. As a final insult the sec is not allowing us to bring our own refs. I guess our players parents will have to watch from the stands instead of being on the field not calling holding on our offensive line.
Given all these unfair Aggie advantages it is obvious we will be held down in scoring but I think y'all do your best to keep it close. Final score...Longhorns 79 - Aggies 4.
In humiliation Highway 6 will be rerouted to a one way road out of College Station. Actually I don't care who wins as long as all the players have a good time tonight.
Hook 'Em!
A night game at Kyle Field where it is nearly impossible for the opposing team to even score much less actually win. I'm not sure why we are even showing up but probably a contractual obligation. Our only hope is to get y'all to play Wiggy. If he gets in we are not even going to send the defense onto the field. Just going to have David Copperfield and Chris Angel stand on the sidelines shuffling decks of cards presnap. Wiggy gets the snap and assumes the fetal position three times then y'all punt.
With your loud crowd, great d-line, Elko's defensive master mind, Ewers inconsistency, our entire team banged up from the sec grind from the unfair schedule imposed by Sankey as kind of an initiation to the club, I don't see how we can match up. As a final insult the sec is not allowing us to bring our own refs. I guess our players parents will have to watch from the stands instead of being on the field not calling holding on our offensive line.
Given all these unfair Aggie advantages it is obvious we will be held down in scoring but I think y'all do your best to keep it close. Final score...Longhorns 79 - Aggies 4.
In humiliation Highway 6 will be rerouted to a one way road out of College Station. Actually I don't care who wins as long as all the players have a good time tonight.
Hook 'Em!
I'm neutral