If you're unfortunate enough to live in the dirtiest American city, swimming in cockroaches and fumes, don't move to Dallas or another clean city in Texas. Stay in Houston and try and clean up your own problem.
Can't you enjoy the Astros without making a disgusting mess of the place you dwell?

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/houston-ranked-dirtiest-city-in-america-according-to-survey

That reads like something put out by AOC and the WEF, the obvious hate for the petrochemical industry drips off that article.

But it did have this link inside it:

SUGGESTED: Houston ranked 4th most sinful city, according to study

So if by dirty they mean sinful, hmmm, maybe a trip to Houston is in order.

all the $30k/year millionaires in Dallas want something to come out when they pull up to the gas pump in their leased BWM 3-series, right?

I can't tell the difference between the smell of petrochemicals and the smell of bacon and eggs on the table.

And don't get me started on the "professional" baseball team you're forced to endure in the summer heat. What sort of LOLpoor country town can't afford a roofed stadium?

WHOOP!'91 said:

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I can't tell the difference between the smell of petrochemicals and the smell of bacon and eggs on the table.

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You can tell the difference. The eggs and bacon on the Houston table have cockroaches running around it.

If you don't like our oil, gas, petrochemicals and plastics, feel free to stop using them.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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WHOOP!'91 said:

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I can't tell the difference between the smell of petrochemicals and the smell of bacon and eggs on the table.

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You can tell the difference. The eggs and bacon on the Houston table have cockroaches running around it.

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I think I saw some roasted cockroaches being sold as protein at Globe Life Field about the time the Rangers were racking up their 100th loss.

As a Cowboys fan, I don't have any great enmity towards Dallas. They are technically still Texans, although from north of I-10, so subject to suspicion.

ChemEAg08 said:

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If you don't like our oil, gas, petrochemicals and plastics, feel free to stop using them.

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That's what I tell the snooty folks in Katy, too. If you want something to come out when you pull the trigger on the gas pump, you need Channelview, Baytown and Pasadena to exist.

ChemEAg08 said:

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If you don't like our oil, gas, petrochemicals and plastics, feel free to stop using them.

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This is more about prying the fat houston kids away from the cotton candy machines and teaching them to pick up after themselves.
Maybe if you powerwash the oily driveway where you live your landlord will knock a couple hundred off this month's rent.

I was in Dallas during the OU vs Horns game. Place was filthy.

BillYeoman said:

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I was in Dallas during the OU vs Horns game. Place was filthy.

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You didn't see any fat people did you? Sounds like a problem unique to Houston.

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LawnStarter also claimed in its report that Houston was the third most polluted due to its greenhouse gas emissions from large industrial facilities and "has the biggest cockroach problem, too, according to Census."

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The very first specific the article mentions is leftists greenies complaining about our oil, gas and petrochemical facilities. Then tries to tie it into cockroaches.

Try again, sip.

The only time I have seen a cockroach at a restaurant was in Houston. Armpit of Texas I tell ya!

ChemEAg08 said:

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LawnStarter also claimed in its report that Houston was the third most polluted due to its greenhouse gas emissions from large industrial facilities and "has the biggest cockroach problem, too, according to Census."

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The very first specific the article mentions is leftists greenies complaining about our oil, gas and petrochemical facilities. Then tries to tie it into cockroaches.

Try again, sip.

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it's Fox news Houston self-reporting, which is a good first step in addressing this urban tragedy.
Don't make the State of Texas ashamed of you.

WHOOP!'91 said:

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BillYeoman said:

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I was in Dallas during the OU vs Horns game. Place was filthy.

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You didn't see any fat people did you? Sounds like a problem unique to Houston.

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Dallas people are too methed up to be fat.

Glad I live in the HUB! Dust and the smell of cow poop are better than the humidity and scent of human poop in the Texas metro cities.

That smell from the dust bowl are the diseased fat little girlfriends- right?
Cue little 0-12 red faced and screaming "… that stinky, fat little girlfriend is my wife!"

Texas velvet maestro said:

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ChemEAg08 said:

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LawnStarter also claimed in its report that Houston was the third most polluted due to its greenhouse gas emissions from large industrial facilities and "has the biggest cockroach problem, too, according to Census."

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The very first specific the article mentions is leftists greenies complaining about our oil, gas and petrochemical facilities. Then tries to tie it into cockroaches.

Try again, sip.

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it's Fox news Houston self-reporting, which is a good first step in addressing this urban tragedy.
Don't make the State of Texas ashamed of you.

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You're quoting a liberal rag that hates O&G. But then again your a sip so you must be a leftist.

BQ78 said:

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That reads like something put out by AOC and the WEF, the obvious hate for the petrochemical industry drips off that article.

But it did have this link inside it:

SUGGESTED: Houston ranked 4th most sinful city, according to study

So if by dirty they mean sinful, hmmm, maybe a trip to Houston is in order.

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Ok. I see what you're saying. You could finally get laid in H-Town. But it's still potentially a filthy experience. A
A morbidly obese Houston woman finds a used condom floating in her pitcher of juice at the River Oaks country Club. That's not sexy.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/27/us/Texas/300lbHoustonWomanLemonade/Shocker.html

Dude I'm married, I don't get laid.

Glad your 650 lb transgendered woman climbed off your gargantuan ass long enough to let you post on an Aggie website. Congrats to you!!

Both Houston and Dallas are total ****holes run by George Soros himself. One doesn't usually brag that their 50-year-old crack-hoe with 5 teeth is so much better than their buddy's 50-year-old meth hoe with 6 teeth. While getting a hummer from a chick with no teeth may be worth a try, it's nothing to brag about.

Have a nice day.