After sporadically watching Fort Worthless go down 0-6 at home, it was good to see them only lose 4-9. Losing 6-0 or 9-0 would have been pretty humiliating while Houston was completing an 11-1 sweep.

Congratulations on another sterling pitching staff and early sub .500 record. I saw one of your pitchers bounce the ball four feet in front of home plate a couple of times. Is that a new form of pitch Sip Hick thought up?

With the Mariners regaining their old form of the 80s, it will be a death match for last place in Fort Worthless, while Houston goes on to win their division.

Signed,

DADDY

And the Detroit Tigers have already clinched the World Series championship.

Remember, the baseball season is a marathon, not a sprint.

Saying that, the Rangers have already been mathematically eliminated due to their pitching staff.

Brandy did you fail to notice that the Mavericks once again spanked your beloved Rockets last night?

I was hoping Muy would bust out his old engineering calculater and find a formula to get the .444 Rump Rangers over .500 today.

Branding Iron's smack is limited to the following:
1. When A&M is better than Texas at anything.
2. When a Houston sports team is better than a Dallas sports team at anything.

When either of these situations are reversed, as is often the case, he can always pull some old tricks out of the bag, such as gay smack, creative names for cities, asterick placement, pictures of opponents unrelated to Texas A&M beating Texas, etc.

Houston threw that game by 4 to be sure and face the FLakers in the first round so that we can eliminate them early. You should thank us, because they would kick the crap out of phallas.

At the time the Mavs were finishing off their 11th win in their last 12 vs the hapless Rockets, the #2 spot was Suckramento's to lose. I guess the Rockets knew that:
A) Suckramento would inexplicably lose to Golden State with a division title on the line and
B) The rapist would hit a 30 footer in double OT to win the division for the Flakers

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The real story here is that _allas managed to keep from meeting the Spurs in the playoffs this year. At least the Rockets bucked up and got in the Spurs bracket.

Gig 'em Aggies!

Knew it would only be a matter of time before brandi's obsession with dallas kicked back in....

I'd rather have a lousy baseball team than a lousy city.

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But unfortunately you have BOTH!

Spewston chest pounding is just funny.

Doesn't anybody have a formula to get Fort Worthless over .500?

BI - Did they win enough in preseason to make it to .500? Maybe if you count last years' playoff games?

Gig 'em Aggies!

Now you're talking, Mike! It's good to see somebody try to help Sip Hicks' boys. They're pathetic. Poor rangers.





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Branding Iron = TARD repeller and circumcising horny toad specialist.

One could almost thing that brandi is a closet dallas fan as much as he keeps up with everything going on in that town....so which is it brandi, are you obsessed or a closet fan?

The "formula" to get the Rangers over .500 is for sip Hicks to sell the team........!

The brandi curse remains intact. As soon as he cranks up the smack against the Rangers, they rebound and beat the A's 7-2.

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Whoever compiles the standings does.

Bad Pitching + Young Players + Another Brandi Kiss of Death = 8-7 Record

8-7 = BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is really bad is I have always been a fan of both the Rangers and the Stros. But last night when I was watching the Stros game I actually laughed when Sanders launched out of Minute Maid. The only reason I laughed was because of Brandi. She has actually made me dislike the Astros because she is such an ass about the Rangers. Her tireless weak smack had lessened the team from houston in my eyes. I will not let it happen again and simply write off her weak smack as childish, even though it is fairly good for a 13 year old.

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Yeah ... 9-6 is so much better than 8-7.

So by Brandi's criteria:

Tech 6-5
A&M 7-8

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!


what a tool......

Disastros - 9-6 due to 5-1 record against freakin brewers. Lost two straight to daddy StL

Rangers - 8-7 due to 5-1 record against AL West favorite Anaheim

Disastros Payroll - $74,666,000

Rangers Payroll - $59,026,000

Advantage - Rangers

Brandy please take note that the Houston Aeros are now the Dallas Stars minor league hockey affiliate.

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I guess sweeping them in their own park had no effect on our record, right? What an enlightened observation [/sarcasm] Although, being from dallas, and an aggie to boot, I have to lower the standards I had for your intelligence.

Doesn't matter, so you swept in St Louis? Congrats, without your showing against those worldbeaters the brew crew, you are 4-5. If they win tonight, and sweep you on your home field, you have nothing to talk about anymore.

And speaking of intelligence, who is the one running smack about a team that is supposed to be a world series contender, comparing them to a team that has said time and time again that it is rebuilding and not trying to win anything this year? Give me a break. All I'm saying is that so far the Rangers are far exceeding expectations, whereas the Disastros are underachieving.

Seriously folks, i don't understand the rangers-Astros rivalry. We should all be rooting for each other until we play each other in the WS. which will never happen. The few interleague games we have, smack away. But this all season long bickering is stupid.(Edit: Sorry, i had forgotten who started this post, of course it is stupid.)

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mud- it's been tried to make it a "everybody get along" stance when it comes to sports in the state, but some people on here (won't point fingures, but I think you can guess) won't have it, so it's every man for himself

yeah. It actually makes me wonder how brandi feels when Roger pitches. It must tear her apart.

I guess she justs needs someone else to root against and picked the Rangers since they were down the last few years.

For the love of RA Dickey, get back up there!