Guys, many of the events from this year have turned 2017 has turned into the year where I'm truly starting to take care of myself and thinking about long-term health issues that come with getting older. One of the things we want to do at Orangebloods is make sure that ALL of us are around 30-40 years from now and we think educating about issues important to men's health is a great place to start.

Jabba needs to quit talking and get busy he has young twins at home.

Rule #1: Only soak the chicken wing in 1 sauce, not Ranch and Blue Cheese together
Rule #2: Soak the wing less than a minute
Rule #3: Only soak 24 wings

Oh I see.

All my life I've been told and have known that my lifestyle is bad. I've ignored that.

Now that I have had some astounding revelation I recognize I need to change. By using my incredible powers of journalism I will single-handedly be able to persuade all others that THIS MATTERS, despite the fact I myself ignored it all my life. Because when I say it people will listen!!!

"Just one thin mint wafer....."

So, fat ketch was serious about telling his grandkids about t.u.'s Coaching Search For The Ages?
Either that, or that brisket's gonna be really tender....

So now he is an expert on men's health issues?!?! Just because you eat yourself into health issues does not make you an expert on those issues

Of course, he has idiot sip fans paying money for his expert analysis of the sip team, so I guess he has the perfect audience.

His forthcoming diet will last a week. Maybe.

91_Aggie said:

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So now he is an expert on men's health issues?!?! Just because you eat yourself into health issues does not make you an expert on those issues

Of course, he has idiot sip fans paying money for his expert analysis of the sip team, so I guess he has the perfect audience.

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Kinda like Paula Deen being the face/ spokesperson for her diabetes meds.

Jock 07 said:

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His forthcoming diet will last a week. Maybe.

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My guess is the whole notion was in doubt soon after he hit the "Print" button.

STL_aTm said:

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Guys, many of the events from this year have turned 2017 has turned into the year where I'm truly starting to take care of myself and thinking about long-term health issues that come with getting fatter. One of the things we want to do at Orangebloods is make sure that ALL of us are around 30-40 years from now and we think educating about issues important to men's health is a great place to start.

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fify

Even he's getting bored with longhorn football and decided to do something else on Saturdays.

I find this extremely creepy and out of place. Like a cfb coach going in at the half and telling players to get their prostates checked regularly.

Wait, Herman did that, didnt he?

Ketch realizes that he and his teasip fanboys are in it for the long haul. Life used to be a sprint now it's become a marathon in waiting for the horn program to return to national prominence. He knows that the sip AD will hold on to the pimp stick (The LHN) and milk it for all it's worth, thus keeping the sip program attached to the flesh eating bacteria that is the rest of the big 12 (excepting OU of course).

So it is best to advise his Legion of followers not to engage in gluttonous activities and stressful smack talk that would shorten their lifespan and reduce his income stream. It is Only because of ketch's great benevolence that he is now offering advice on clean living and enjoyment of life in the face of insurmountable adversity. He is the kim Jong il of orangebloods.

Just keep the dollars rolling boys.

Ha, it just occurred to me that there are dumbass sips now paying him monthly for health advice. Bet they feel stupid.

marble rye said:

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I find this extremely creepy and out of place. Like a cfb coach going in at the half and telling players to get their prostates checked regularly.

Wait, Herman did that, didnt he?

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If true, this just makes him even a little more weird.

vansprinkle said:

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marble rye said:

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I find this extremely creepy and out of place. Like a cfb coach going in at the half and telling players to get their prostates checked regularly.

Wait, Herman did that, didnt he?

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If true, this just makes him even a little more weird.

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Even weirder, he may have offered to check their prostates. I mean, he warms them up with a kiss, and you know one thing leads to another... Next thing you know the burnt orange rubber glove comes out.

He needs to stop drinking orange koolaid.

Next, Buscemi's gonna tell us how silly it is to run creep shtick on an Aggie message board for 1.5 decades.

Jock 07 said:

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His forthcoming diet will last a week. Maybe.

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His "cheat day" will turn into a "cheat year".

Furlock Bones said:

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let me get this straight. the guy that was able to shear through his own stomach staples by force feeding whole chickens covered in Dr. Pepper sauce and buckets of Ranch is now giving out health advice.

where the **** do i sign up?

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experience. lots of it.

Ketch before staples


Ketch after staples

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2017 has turned into the year where I'm truly starting to take care of myself

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So, when you stapled your incredibly fat stomach, you were not starting taking care of yourself?

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thinking about long-term health issues that come with getting older

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Your long term health issues is growing to a quarter ton AFTER you stapled your stomach. However, if you are serious, I do applaud you and hope it works. I would greatly prefer to make fun of you due to your incredibly stupid takes than that massive gut you have that blocks the view of your peen.

To be fair, Ketch has some nice cans.