from the ags themselves!

where is a good place to get aggie jokes?

I have a cousin that is an aggie and I like to exchange aggie jokes with him

don't you mean a sibling?

[This message has been edited by lil99chris (edited 10/22/2003 12:21p).]

ever heard of google, or is internet a new concept to you?

maybe I will find some good natured ags to exchange a foot jokes with

few not foot

foot jokes? We don't have 6 toes like you guys!

6 toes? I dont understand

last time I checked I had 10

I know about yalls 12th man tradition and all but a friend told me that yall fielded an all 12th man offense last saturday.. Is that true?

I know a good place for you to get Aggie jokes.....from YO' MOMMA!!!!!!

well there you go bad joke number one

now go find a place to grow up

Instead of Aggie Jokes, how about we all post Oklahoma jokes. I'll get it started.

Q. Why did Okalahoma State change their football field to paper?
A. Because they look better on paper!

Q. Did you hear about the Oklahoma State fan that died at a pie eating contest?
A. The cow kicked him in the head.

Q. What do you call and Oklahoma State fan that doesn't try and bone his sister?
A. An only child.


Here are some dumb laws from the state of Oklahoma...

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)

Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.

Tattoos are banned.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.

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last time I checked I had 10

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Your I.Q., Poke Salad?

Owned.

I did not deserve that cg.. I don't bash your einstein like intelligence. You probably think you are all knowing but I bet you are not. I have yet to say anything deflamatory on this site towards yall like some of my fellow students. For an example: The aggies dont have a trailer parks chance in a tornado storm to win this game! I have said nothing but good things about you guys so dont make me change my tune.

Pokesareus
no need to change your tune just keep it shut.... that would be a benefit to us all

What the heck does "deflamatory" mean?

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einstein like intelligence

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No arguments here.

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I have yet to say anything deflamatory

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What?

This guy isn't for real..

Oh yes he is for real...just check out this little gem!

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=269065&forum_id=5

I'm waiting for another tier 3 to tell him that "deflamatory" has two "m"s.

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It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

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Lubbutt needs a law like this also!

"curious cowboy"


{snicker}