See the Article at http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html

I'm thinking some guy has a very gullible girlfriend.

Obviously some very solid research had been performed by:
Dr. BJ Sooner
Dr. Inserta Shafteer and
Dr. Len Lictepeen

This just in: Girls who have threeways with their boyfriends and a good looking younger girlfriend are less likely to contract cervical cancer.

grego,

I cannot believe you left out the leader in this field of research:

Dr. Haywood Jablomee

Don't blame me, blame the "CNN" guy.

Freaking Awesome

I just showed this article this hot little chic that just broke up with her boyfriend and she bought it....Since I am a sensitive guy and concerned with her health I will help her reduce her chances...

Problem is that any girl who believes that is a legitimate story would also be too stupid to know what fellatio means.

Thus, after reading said article, they will then pose the question to their boyfriend, "But what does fellatio mean?"

Then, when the significant other answers truthfully, she would respond with, "What-ever! Really, what does that mean?"

Thus, all this hard work is for naught.

quote:

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said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited...

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None of my wives have been diagnosed with breast cancer, knock on silicone.

Solution: Have "fellatio" bookmarked in copy of "New Collegiate Dictionary" that just happens to be handy.

I have a theory on this that has bid me well:

Use the french/dictionary term. This gives the word a romantic tinge and will ease the woman into compliance.

Using the crass slang term makes the woman feel that it is work.

Use the wise words of 12-0 well, my friends!

Along a similar vein, I see that Tech implant doctor is being offered a buyout to get out and quit embarrassing the school, if that is, indeed, possible.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/apwire/story.cfm?xla=apwire&xlb=1&xlc=1064251

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An internal review was opened and Spencer was replaced as medical examiner last week after co-workers complained that kept he had two breast implants and an internal contraceptive device that he had removed from a woman killed in a car accident.

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Gig 'em Aggies!

Ah, again I'm amazed by the beautiful creativity in this world. So great.

South Louisiana is overrun with beautiful young ladies that would believe every word of it. Wonderful place.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

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Volunteered as a study subject. Rejected. Now he also faces losing to OU this weekend.

Gig 'em Aggies!

It beats losing to Tech. It's not near as embarrassing.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

Since we all lost to Tech last year, the Ags have scoreboard on OU most recently, and tejas has not faced the wrath of Leach yet, I will leave it at this: was it James Bond who claimed to be a cunning linguist?

I don't know, but I've sent that health article re breast cancer to a few other addresses.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

W - You know why Episcopalians no longer play chess?