Dont read unless you have a strong stomach

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Texas velvet maestro
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I don't feel so stupid anymore
LonghornDub
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While thinking back on how that idiot Algore claimed to have invented the internet, it occurred to me which politician should have made that assertion:

Benjamin Net an' Yahoo.

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LonghornDub
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Good, TVM. The wind is named for a woman, and it's an ill wind that doesn't blow anyone.

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grego
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[This message has been edited by grego (edited 10/8/2003 11:12a).]
LonghornDub
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Coupled with Grego's red "X", TVM looks absolutely brilliant.

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grego
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Trying again Dub. Digging up a live link to a Bob Saget picture ain't the easiest thing in the world anymore.
SWOSU
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Dub: unless you 'fess up and reveal where you heard that, you'll be run out of texags on a rail. Bad puns are the domain of the truly demented. You just play the demented role ... we know you're not as stupid as you sound.
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LonghornDub
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SWOSU - A wise man once said that puns are the lowest form of humor.

I would never post one that bad unless it was original. I have a warped mind.

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LonghornDub
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grego - Whoever Bob Saget is, he looks like Bob Stoops listing to one side because the cob up his ass is off-center.

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SWOSU
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Spider Robinson always said the value of a pun is determined solely by the number of people running from the room, holding their noses. Bennie Net'n'yahoo is relatively weak by Spider's standards.

By the way, I'm considering replacing Brandy the Bulldog with this

as my sig line. What do you think?

LonghornDub
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SWOSU - It ain't gonna make us forget Alizee, but you might have to come back as SWOZooToo.

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