Some of you ask why Tech fans still are on TexAgs Board. To tell the honest truth, this is one of the very best boards around. There always are lots of folks logged in and either saying some funny smack or passing along interesting information.

Yes, I have gone to the Iowa State board, and it is lifeless. Mommy, please don't make me go home.

It is utterly classless to compliment a message board! Exactly what I would expect from a Raider!

newsflash, Arnold is gov. of Calif.

Yes I know. The Republicans have finally conquered California.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

We rock!

This just in -- all politicians are lying sacks of s***. Republican, Democrat, conservative, liberal, whatever. It's the sign of that particular beast. This big dumb numbnut Republican actor will be just as inept and duplicitious as the small, dumb, numbnut Democratic whatever who got voted out.

He's only financially conservative. Other than that, he's a socialist.

Tell that to the red diaper doper babies!

True N-A-S, but:

1. No one else will dare to smoke his stogies.
2. The flab percentage in the Gov's mansion will decrease dramatically under his administration. Nothing like buff politicians to turn a state around.
3. Catch-phrase terminology in economic recovery programs will spike in the first month, to wit: "C'mon, DO it! As you can see under Tab A in the massive binders in front of you, we may now consider this $8 million budget shortfall TERMINATED!"
4. There's the potential for a very hot panel of cabinet members, depending on what Maria approves.

By the way, I've seen Maria Shriver up close and personal. And it was seven years ago, too, so she was younger.

She looked like Rose Kennedy. By that, I mean OLD AND LEECHED OUT.

No kidding, man. For some actor/media types there is a reason cameramen are under "don't come more that X feet in on me" orders. She's one of them - it's like her eyebrows, teeth and nose has just gotten bigger and bigger over the years, taking over her face.

Others in this category include R. Redford, S. Sarandon and D. Sawyer.

dp


[This message has been edited by LonghornDub (edited 10/8/2003 10:37a).]

Maria Shriver = Skeletor with boobs.

Herr Ahnold will make the trains run on time and eliminate the undesirable elements that leach off the 5th biggest economy in the world, corrupt their ethnic purity, and pollute and siphon off their precious bodily fluids.

EOP
OPE
PEO

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

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Skeletor with boobs

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That's hysterical. You can't beat Castle Greyskull smack.