Hillbilly bowl: Only Phallas could host this

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Big 12-0
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The Astro players are excited to be watching this game in person instead of playing in those silly playoffs...
FireAg
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Brandi-

Your family has tickets to the game?
Fignuts
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Have you ever been?
13 0 Branding Iron
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The Dirt Burglers v. the tu trailerpark crowd

Also known as: MULLETFEST 2003

There will be lots of six toes, burned orange queers, North Dallas cheesed*cks, ignorant bleached blond sluts/fat chicks, crackwagon fans, toothless bandwagoners from booth sides, and a stadium with an average I.Q of about 50.

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FireF@g
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No. They will be busy supervising your family as they mow my lawn and clean the house.



Ignorant c^nt
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[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 10/7/2003 10:18a).]
mark10
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
brandi

No more aggie football talk from him.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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FXST
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I don't think she is off the suicide watch just yet. Soooooo many issues!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
mark10
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
brandi

No more aggie football talk from him.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Hook 'Em Horns and Go Burnet
Raiderjay
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Yes, it will be a tough tossup as to which classic battle one will watch;

Red River Shootout

or

Battle of the Brazos


The chance to see drunken dancing Baptists storming Kyle Field may be too much to pass up........
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Gaylor? BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



mark10
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Ignorant dumbass, about to take vicious whipping from blow u. Will have to tear up Sam State acceptance letter afterwards.

[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 10/7/2003 10:21a).]
mark10
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RRS or the Battle on the Brazos. Each game will have 2 teams that are fairly evenly matched.

I'd give a slight edge to ou and call the BotB a toss up. 2 epic battles for sure.


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Another epic ass kicking for tu

Start looking for Mack 4 now.... here comes the meltdown
Nacho97
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Brandi

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ignorant bleached blond sluts/fat chicks


1. sluts.....so
2. fat chicks.....actually, Houston was voted fattest city in the USofA.

So basically, Brandi is jealous of tu, Tech, the Cowboys, and Dallas.

LonghornDub
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BI did get his statistics right for once:

30,000 Horns at an average IQ of 130

30,000 Dirt Burglars at an average IQ of (30)

12,000 Dallas credit card millionaires who got their tickets from Dr. Pepper at an average IQ of 50

Works out to, yep, right at 50.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit
mark10
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I'll have fun anyway. I get to experience all the great things about the RRS rivalry and see 2 pretty good football teams battle it out on the field...in Dallas.

You, on the other hand, have what to look forward to? NR anm vs NR baylor...in college station. Ya, that sounds like fun.

Poor brandi, indeed!!!


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tu: the only Big XII South school to ever LOSE to NR Baylor


Have fun losing to YET ANOTHER hillbilly school that YOUR DADDY Texas A&M has scoreboard on.
Death
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This is the best smack you could come up with?

I guess after Saturday night, it is.

Wow.

Good luck with your 4-8 season. Basketball comes next. Then baseball.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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After reading this, you would almost believe that technological, blow U, and the arkies didn't ALL have scoreboard on the nutless bovines
Death
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You guys are 3-7 over your last ten games and you're talking smack about Texas?

This must be just KILLING you.

Raiderjay
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Death, it is all part of their master plan for conf and natl championships.....

Last item on he plan was to give up the most points in school history. Mission accomplished last week.

Next item on the plan is getting beat at home by a team with only 3 BigXII victories. They hope to accomplish this on Saturday........

[This message has been edited by raiderjay (edited 10/7/2003 11:18a).]
Death
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Was giving up 35+ points in three games in a row for the first time in A&M history also part of the plan? Because, if so, it's working to perfection.
CoppellAg93
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Death, it is all part of their master plan for conf and natl championships.....

Please at least get to the Big 12 Title game before posting this smack.
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Never going to happen
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