That's worse than being yelled at....by far.

I'd probably look for the biggest lineman to hide behind!

Caption: If this keeps up much longer, I'll be coaching at some school like SWOSU that no one's ever heard of.

Probably use self-defense.

looks like he is fixin to slap a pop knot on somebodys head

Mabye he's seeing how long he can hold his breath.

need ex-lax?

Willingham: "ooh, boy, i am gonna bust that ass"

Never heard of SWOSU? Hell, even YOU have heard of SWOSU. Maybe you don't care about it, but it does exist and even an arrogant SOB like you knows about it!

If I can't get rid of the Irish boys on this team and get some football players, we're gonna lose to Navy.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

I can sense the slightest human suffering.
Sensing anything now?

This fellow has troubles of his own:

Caption:

You fellas in the media who question me, and all the fans who boo me, don't really understand the game of football like I do. So, really, you all are too stupid to understand my explanation on why we didn't win, so I'm not gonna bother to explain.

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Maybe you don't care about it,

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Truer words have never be spoken

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even an arrogant SOB like you

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I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you are.

Fortunately he doesn't have to do it six times a season!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

Tramp: not all coaches are as arrogant as Bobby Knight (where you lifted that quote) ... although many, including MackIII, have tried. The little general wins the all-time arrogance title as far as I'm concerned.

BillJack:

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Truer words have never be spoken

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Not often has someone other than some of the illiterate posters here (KH and/or HbB2003.xx) shown such lack of command of their native tongue. Keep it up. You'll provide me with infinite resources for humor!

Tramp - Yesterday you were going to tell me if you were gonna be in Lubbock next weekend. The almighty did not have a sense of humor and our power went off and the thread vanished.

Gig 'em.

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Not often has someone other than some of the illiterate posters here (KH and/or HbB2003.xx) shown such lack of command of their native tongue. Keep it up. You'll provide me with infinite resources for humor!

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Care to explain?

spelling smack

you left out some letters on been

Oh I see. That's typo smack, not grammar smack. I guess he really nailed me to the wall on that one. Good job there, no name.

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Tramp: not all coaches are as arrogant as Bobby Knight (where you lifted that quote) ...

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I made that siht up myself. Honest.

Mike...
I will be in Lubbock. We will be situated in the parking lot due north of the stadium (where Hastings is), somewhere in the middle, and I believe my father has rented an RV/Camper/Trailer of some kind. He'll be smoking his famous ribs and sausage. Look for my beige/black Ford F-150 Heritage Edition, and/or a 2002 Red Jeep Grand Cherokee with a smoker trailer and a camper of some kind. (Both vehicles should be there, but in case I'm unable to get a spot with the main group, I KNOW the Cherokee will be there...it's towing the smoker.

Ttamp - We'll talk next week.

Safe travels to all this weekend.

Gig 'em.

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Ttamp - We'll talk next week.

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Watch out Mike. The typo patrol is on the job.

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Care to explain?
spelling smack
you left out some letters on been

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Thank God, I was afraid someone was asking me to explain KH and HbB. Even the Almighty Himself would have a hard time explaining THEM!

you went to school to become a secretary on a rivalry board

i bet your momma is so proud

She is. Proud of me, that is. Although I have to keep my posting here a secret from her ... don't want Mom to think I'd sunk so low as to associate with the typical texags poster. Unsavory company, and all that.

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don't want Mom to think I'd sunk so low as to associate with the typical texags poster. Unsavory company, and all that.

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Glass houses there, chief. This is grammar smack.








[This message has been edited by BillJack (edited 9/26/2003 3:36p).]

I can hear your mama now...

"You postin' on the TexAgs behind my back? SHAME on you SWOSU. TexAgs is THE DEVIL."

BillJack: if you think that's wrong, provide a valid correction so we can continue to make fun of your inadequacies. Pointing to incomplete sentences is irrelevant, though.

By the way, my mascot's smarter than yours!

Here's a better way: I don't want mom thinking I've sunk so low as to...

See, this keeps it in the present. Your way combines past and present tenses.

this (bored) has sunk low enough that we have english majors in a pillow fight

More..

I'd = I had. That is past tense

I've = I have. That is present tense.

Moron = SWOSU. Also present tense.

[This message has been edited by BillJack (edited 9/26/2003 3:59p).]