mike073,
That's it you have gone over the line and I'm calling you out to a fight.
Meet me at the Gallaria next to the cedar trees..err juniper.....mesquite ..whatever.
Rules for fight.
1). Since my tan Izod wardrobe is rather limited my colors will be the manly black and blue for a ratty old harley T shirt and the matching ratty ass jeans. You may choose any colors you like.
2).Weapons- Everlast Official 10oz Slapfest Pillows will be provided by Don King.
3). Round Card girl will be Austins' own Leslie.
4). Entertainment & refreshments between rounds will consist of Dub's poetry and famous grilled cheese sandwiches.
5) As my entourage enters you will be subjected to :
a. A slide show of my extensive puppet collection.
b. A tax seminar.
c. Another slide show featuring my equally impressive collection of gay parades pictures.
d. Nostradamus like predictions that can go on for hours.
5). The fight will be two rounds or whoever breaks a nail first.
Oh Wait.... it may have to be postponed as my doctor was able to get my foot out of my mouth finally and I appear to have a debilitating and career threatening case of "Lambert Turf Toe"!
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho