homofans.com protocol calls for a website shut down after every tu loss

today, they're following that protocol

For those of us that cannot get in, please post the highlights here....

just link straight to the message board and you can get in...sorry...don't have the address offhand...but here's one of my favorites from hornfans:


My daugter before that last touchdown:

"Daddy, why are you crying?"

It's possible that Longhoe Girlie ATE the server.

"If we lose this game im Q dropping all my classes"

Zoid: "The Texas Longhorns are a soft football team because we have a rich CEO for a coach and a bunch of spoiled prima donnas for players."

Way to talk about some 18-22 yr old kids.

tu #1 fans in the nation.

VirginiaLonghorn: "Feel sorry for Roy Williams ... he gave up millions believing Ahab would catch the white whale."

"Well, after coming back home after that [censored]-slapping, I think we are all in unison that it is time to put Mack out to pasture."

"Mack surrounds himself with all of his old drinking buddies. Who cares if they know about football? They have been his friends for around 20 years so he keeps them around. I have no proof of this, but I would be willing to bet that if Stoops had an assistant that was constantly doing a [censored] job of coaching, he would fire his ass very quickly, even if it was his brother or his best friend. We should have got rid of some coaches a few years ago. Getting rid of them now really won't do to much good, it is too late. "

Things are running too slow to post anymore.

Oh, wait. Here's a good one:

"Mack Brown = Gerry Faust"

http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=football

That's the link that will send you directly to the sips moaning and *****ing.

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Congrats on the win. You definitely took it to us today.

However, please stop saying we got beat by a better team. You are not the better team. Unfortunately you have close to, if not equal talent on your team and a coaching staff that doesn't have its head up their ass. Which, as we Texas fans have come to learn, will beat our coaching staff 9 out of 10 times.

We played like [censored] today. You guys played very well. This was one of the worst displays of defense I have seen in Mack's years here and the final score showed it.

Congrats. Your guys came out fired up to play and executed. Please drive safe back to Arkansas and please get the hell out of our state.

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Cedric Benson 13 carries for 26 yards


Also Selvin Young 3 carries for two yards.That is just disgusting.What the hell is going on?We have all these former high school all americans on our offensive line and they can't open any holes at all.My gawd we are soft on the offensive and defensive lines.A very sobering and disturbing loss.

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I can just picture Stoops or Fran:

"Why would you want to go to Texas. Cedric Benson was a 3 time Texas 5A player of the year and he as a total of 68 yards after 2 games."

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that's it sips, the only reason Arkansas won was because of the way you played....you are right, they were not the better team. /rolls eyes

Nothing better than a tsip loss to smoke out their crappy fans for what they really are. Pretty sad, really.

They're like rats on a sinking ship.

FIRE MACK BROWN

http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=1987792&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=

Remember all those times when the Ags would lose and everyone would pile on RC on this board and demand his head?

Me neither.

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is it just me, or was our offense really bad until arkansas got up by 2 tds on us and we were forced to open it up? but then a few execution errors killed every chance we had to win this one. and we had a lot of chances

this conservative ass [censored] has got to stop. it doesnt [censored] work, and it makes us lose to [censored] teams like arkansas. and yes, they are a [censored] team. they are not "better than we thought"

our first drive was beautiful. then we went in the shell again

[censored] im pissed

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tu boob's site:

http://www.longhornfanzone.com/ubb/Forum8/HTML/001794.html

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'sip defense =

weneedricky1654
1000+ posts 09/13/03 02:59 PM

Mack Brown is a bad coach. Total [censored] disaster. He claps like a monkey after we blow 3rd & 30.

The company (ies) that sell pacifiers would be wise to contact hornfans.com about the possibility of advertizing their product. Lots of babies over there posting.

and one more thing....



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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I am always the last to call for a coaches ass, but I've fianally given up. Mack has done as well as he can I'm afraid.
An ultimatum needs to be offered. Either win the BigXII THIS YEAR. Or your ass is gone.
I would not have felt this way had we won today. But he just let an inferior un-ranked team walk into our house and kick our ass.
There will be no other excuses. Not turnovers,not officiating nothing. We got OUTCOACHED and got our ASSES KICKED.
The score is not even indicative of the performance. It should have been worse.

I am not over reacting. Nor am I saying this just to vent.
Mack and his staff has become to comfortable with the status quo. They feel as long as they win 10 or 11 and get a bowl game they are secure. So that is all they really strive for.
Well they need to understand that is no longer acceptable.

And I mean this needs to come from inside the University.
I'm not calling for fire Mack web sights.
But I would fully expect those of you in Austin to voice your opinions loudly on talk radio etc.

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yeah, you guys are right, we don't ever hear anything negative from Aggies after a loss or even a close call.

As for today's game, we got beat by a team that was better than us today. However, this team the past three seasons has shown the ability to come back from losses and right the ship. I'm thinking this game will be the worst defensive performance of the season.

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And of those three years, how many times have you won the Big XII?

Delusional cow go home and cry some more in your brew. I have an extra case if you need it.

UT1999, so the unranked team you guys played at home was better than the number 5 ranked team in the nation!?!?!?!? Holy cow man that spin control is on warp speed!

From sipsfans.com

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I'm on board. Five years of silence from me. Give it time. Mack's the man.
Well horsehit. I'm done. Mack is a hell of a guy and a damn fine person. Just can't seem to coach in today's game.

I love you Mack. I really do. Thanks for everything. Now get rid of Davis and get us an offensive coordinator who knows his ass from deep center field or move on down the road.

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Who will Mack Brown scapegoat next?
We've seen him dis the fans, what was today's big excuse?

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Mack's coaching staff is just good enough to keep from being fired, but just bad enough to keep us from winning anything serious.

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Last year should have been a wake-up call for him [Mack Brown] to get younger and more innovative at OC and DC. It was his call to stick with his guns and his guns have us embarrassed once again.

So, I would say absent winning the Big 12 that it is time to make a change.

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I have defended Mack for 3 years of good, but not great football. He has improved our program and did basically what he is able to do, but has not shown the ability to grow as a leader.

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I think you are the first one to mention the two weeks UT had to prepare. How sad is that?

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[This message has been edited by Modano (edited 9/13/2003 8:26p).]

On the "Who's the next Coach thread" - they were throwing out names of legitamite coaches then a sip posted:

Linda Lovelace, she doesn't choke on the big ones!

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"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

The drinking is getting heavier.
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Seriously?
Let me put it to you like this: I am sitting in a bar in northern Virginia watching the game with the Exes chapter up here and everyone keeps making similair comments:
'Same **** from Mack as every other year'
'What the hell is our Davis's problem? I thought we were fixing this bull****.'
' Defense seem similiar to Oregon?'
Then to top it off, some Ohio State jackass starts talking **** in the middle of the Texas fans.
But the helpless part of it is this: The fans for the most part have been pretty dead on regarding o-line problems, defense problems, running game and others..I mean the same problems have been showing up for half a decade now. HALF A F#@KING DECADE!So,what do we do? Accept the excuses.
'The fans are to negative'
'The wind is to strong'
'The other team is to good'
'Our players are to young.'
But really, what can we as fans do about it? We can not get rid of our coach. We can not get rid of Deloss. As long as Mack continues to make an A in spinning the media, then nothing will ever happen. He will continue to avoid any fault or action for the **** program that we see evolving before our very eyes. So, WHAT AS FANS CAN WE DO? Cancel our season tickets? LOL...hardly, there are 20,000 people standing in line to pick them up after they are cancelled? This is what I mean by helpless. The only thing we can do is stand by and watch this bull**** excuse of a 'national championship' program. Reality is we are a top 20 team that will never seriously win a title unless we have to rely on other teams to lose. Rather that go out and beat the **** out of other teams and take the damn trophy home, we are simply going to have to wait for another team to f-up and give us the trophy. (i.e. OU sending us to the Big XII title game after losing to OSU....wait we never got that trophy either.)

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LOL!

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Topic: My lucky hat is officially retired......

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tunukemeltdown.com

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"If horns win out they will be natl champions. There is no team that arkanasas cant upset on a given saturday. and..."

Are you watching the same game I'm watching?
This was not an upset. This was an ass whipping by a superior coached team!

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sipticketcancellation.com

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Mack's post-game comments included the same bull**** about "the crazies" coming out of the woodwork to complain after Texas loses. He went on to say that you have to expect this at the University of Texas.
I, for one, am tired of his cry-baby bull**** about fans expecting wins and not being satisfied when the coaching staff fails to deliver. Well *****you, Coach. If you can't handle the pressure why don't you refuse that $1.5 million salary and go backt to Tulane/NC/some other pissant school where there is no pressure to win. I'm really tired of his adversarial attitude with respect to the fans who support this team.

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ttt...better than I expected...

University of Texas Post-Game Protocol.

1) Did UT lose?

a) Yes
b) No

If answer is (a) please proceed to question 2. If answer is (b), get drunk and join the bandwagon.

2) Why did UT lose?

a) The wind
b) The sun
c) The wacky football bounces
d) The refs
e) Greg Davis
f) A butterfly flapped its wings in China
g) The defense
h) The offense
i) Stupid kicker
j) Dick Cheney and his oil buddies
k) All of the above
l) Some of the above

[This message has been edited by wh99p (edited 9/13/2003 10:23p).]

classic wh99p.