Dallast coach on Crackwagon QBs (for you cowgirl fans)

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I can't convince them they can win. Confidence is born of demonstrated ability," Parcells said. "I don't think there's any question there's a lack of confidence based on history."
Wow. Great news. Your coach says he can't convince your QBs that they can win because the franchise has sucked ever since they've been in Fort Worthless, and has not demonstrated the ability to do anything except lose to expansion teams (and Detroit).

Feel the excitement!

Ultimate Aggie
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demonstrated ability


Something Quincy nor Chad has shown so far in there careers.
chick79
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BI's obsession with Big D(addy)continues......!
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This is what happens when hillbilly management drafts a fourth round safety in the second round and then tries to run option with him at QB.

Just because it worked at Arkansas in the 60s does not mean it works in the NFL in the twenty-first century.

Poor phallas
PlanoTechsan
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"This is what happens when hillbilly management drafts a fourth round safety in the second round and then tries to run option with him at QB.

Just because it worked at Arkansas in the 60s does not mean it works in the NFL in the twenty-first century"

Couldn't agree with you more. Still doesn't take away the fact that the aforementioned hillbilly brought us 3 Super Bowl rings. The hiring of the TUNA is the first step. Somehow getting a QB who can actually throw will be the next.
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That was Jimmy Johnson that did that, not hillbilly boy, and it was ALL done on the strength of the single worst trade in the history of professional football by the Minnesota Vikings GM. Any and all credit goes to Jimmy Johnson, who engineered the trade and was in charge of personnel at the time.
PlanoTechsan
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Who hired Jimmy Johnson?

I agree with the fact that Jimmy can be credited with a lot of the success the Cowboys had in the early 90s.
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Who made him quit when he started meddling in personnel decisions?
Ty______Webb
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Your coach says he can't convince your QBs that they can win because the franchise has sucked ever since they've been in Fort Worthless,
Is this really true? I mean, the Cowboys do have the second highest winning percentage since Super Bowl I. No one has more Super Bowl rings than the Cowboys. I know this doesn't compare to the 0 Championships Oilers/Texans whose most memorable post-season moment was a choke of historic proportions. However, I think you're being a tad unfair.
PlanoTechsan
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I've never been a fan of Jerry ever since Jimmy Johnson left the team. You have to give the guy some sort of credit though for bringing in 3 Super Bowls in the 90s. Most teams don't even have 3 Super Bowl rings period.
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Carter was drafted in 2001 and Hutchinson in 2002... there have been three consecutive last place Cowgirl teams (two of which finished behind the CARDINALS until the NFL moved them out of the NFC lEast to save them from the humiliation)....

Three last place finishes... neither QB has been on anything but a dead last team.

Yeah, that's a confidence builder.
CajunAg97
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um, the 49ers have just as many Super Bowls as the Cowboys.
grego
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Dear Brown on Brown Izod wearer,

Please discontinue your association of the slapd.ck DALLAS Cowboys with our fine city. Thanks.

Sincerely,
Citizens of Fort Worth
chick79
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Cowboys have more appearances than anyone (8) and are tied with the Niners in wins (5)... Houston has yet to be seen anywhere near the Super Bowl....
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There went that time machine again! Was that Jimmy Johnson at the helm, or the dead guy that used to coach before him?
CajunAg97
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As a Saints fan, I hope to at least sniff a Super Bowl some day. We've hosted the damn thing enough.
The Dude
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There went that time machine again!

I better never see any more smack about the Rockets championships, then, seeing as how the Cowboys' last Super Bowl win came the same year as the Rockets' last NBA championship.
The Dude
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Oh BTW, congrats on coming up another play on the names of DFW cities to make fun of them. Phallas? Fort Worthless? Dallast? That's so clever...

Could you please come with something equally as witty that I could use to make fun Grand Prairie and maybe Garland? I really hate those cities.

[This message has been edited by Santos L. Halper (edited 8/12/2003 6:40p).]
PlanoTechsan
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"Was that Jimmy Johnson at the helm, or the dead guy that used to coach before him?"

Do not speak harshly towards the greatness that is Tom Landry!!!

Time machine? I'm sure it's the same time machine that flashes back to the 90s when ATM last did anything great.
Ty______Webb
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Could you please come with something equally as witty that I could use to make fun Grand Prairie and maybe Garland?
Grand Fairy and Bizzareland?!? What a homo! Those places suck. No smog and skinny people....I hate those towns.
Daveintx
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brandi's obsession once again noted...Oh, and as for that "dead guy", he has a name: Coach Landry, whom is 2 X better than any coach your team has ever had
mike073
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Grand Prairie and maybe Garland


Any metroplis that depends on the likes of Grand Prairie and Garland to make its numbers must really be in bad shape. Of course Houston has to use Galveston and Katy to make their numbers.

Cocos
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No smog and skinny people


so, I am confused- you hate these places b/c there are skinny people there?


Garland= blue-collar minority haven
FireAg
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BI-

Dallas fans remembering 5 Championships is no more of a time machine than Houston fans remembering 19-10. You are still a hypocrite, and your arguments are laughable.
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You must have never played football, because as usual you're totally wrong. The last game between teams is ALWAYS relevant.

What happened 247 games ago is not.

poor dallast
FireAg
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Brandi-

Sorry to bust your bubble, but I have played both baseball and football (not at higher levels, though -- at least I'm honest). However, congratulations! You are still an idiot! Your trash-talk is a tired-show, and your wit is lame at best. You are un-original. You spin things around like Alan Colmes. Quite frankly, your spin is so obnoxious and pathetic, you should try to find a job with the Houston Chronicle. They could use a moron such as yourself.
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the franchise has sucked ever since they've been in Fort Worthless,


Yeah. Those 5 superbowl wins sucked ass!!!!!

[This message has been edited by 99 Lawyer Ag (edited 8/13/2003 11:13a).]
Cocos
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and you dropped this gem on another thread.... you just set yourself up.

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posted 11:00a, 08/13/03



When was tu's last outright major conference championship again?

When was Daddy A&M's?

Titles are the true measure of success.
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Yes, I'm sure you spend a lot of time running the wrong way on the field at the YMCA as a young boy.... right, you're a big Atlanta Falcons fan that doesn't know sh*t about the game. I remember now.

You're a f___ing idiot that doesn't know a zone blitz from a dive play. Not only that, but you couldn't put out a trash can fire with a garden hose and a case of beer down you. I've forgotten more than you are ever going to know about football, and will always be smarter than you. Those are just the facts of your pathetic, jealous little follow me around like a lost puppy life. What an absolute zero.
PlanoTechsan
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CRC- Good find. However, championships only matter when it benefits BI's ridiculous points.
For example, championships do count when referring to ATM, but do NOT count when his team, Houston Oilers/Texans, do not have any.

Ty______Webb
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CRC- Good find. However, championships only matter when it benefits BI's ridiculous points.
For example, championships do count when referring to ATM, but do NOT count when his team, Houston Oilers/Texans, do not have any.
The amendment to this is that it also depends on what kind of championships. Conference championships are more important than division championships (logical) as well as national championships (not as logical). Major Bowl Championships are completely irrelevant.
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Three last place finishes in a row, your team can't even score against the sorryas Cardinals, you have no QB, no runing game, and you're the b*tch of an expansion team AND Detroit, and you big haired phallas morons are talking CHAMIONSHIPS?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Get a clue: YOU SUCK. UNLESS THEY GIVE A TITLE FOR SUCKING, YOU AREN'T WINNING SQUAT.

Championships!

Fishboy reacts to moronic phallas fans talking about a "championship" when his team can't even throw downfield and fails to score on the lowly Cardinals:


God these people are morons. What was I thinking?

PlanoTechsan
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I haven't heard one Cowboys fan talk about Championships THIS YEAR. Both the 'Boys and the Texans are going to suck this year.

The difference is that one city is known for having one of the most marketable franchises in all of professional sports in America's Team (not to mention the 5 Super Bowls) while the other city has ZERO championships and hangs its glory on beating Dallas last year in one game.

Sad.
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God these people are morons. What was I thinking?
Ty______Webb
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But the Oilers did have those really cool baby blue uniforms. That was SWEET!
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