With the announcement being made that Klff Kingsbury is going to be used as an answer on Jeopoedy, my buddy put this list together of potential clues:

1) This coach ran off his three best quarterbacks all after his first year as a head coach.
2) Long rumored to be a huge Michael Sam fan, this coach was said to wear a sleeveless Brittany Spears shirt under his pads while playing for the team he is currently coaching.
3) This coach replaced a Pirate who was fired for locking a kid in a closet during practice. He was considered the perfect coach to replace the fired coach because of his experience in getting out of closets.
4) He answers to the initials KK.

Stupid

So wait, Kliff's gay?

You receive zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

OP should've been aborted.

I doubt K. even responds to this, and that's pretty damn sad.

Y'all are awesome!

Ive seen some really stupid posts before, but this is dam near at the top of the list

http://forums.texags.com/main/forum.topic.asp?forum_id=42

Try posting on the link above

Tell "your buddy" to drink bleach.

more than likely the question will be: 'the offensive coordinator that coached at Texas A&M when Johnny ****ing Football won the Heisman Trophy in 2012.'

Your buddy does sound like a f-ggot. Sorry

is SUMLIN on mother***ing jeopardy?

Par for the ****in' course...

Charlie Strong invented Jeopardy and he spells it any way he wants.

KK replaced TT who replaced the Pirate.

Let's go ski-man!

5) Name the coach who signed ONE 4* recruit in 2013
6) Name the coach who has continued his sh-tty school's trend of finishing sub .500 in conference

Look at Puddles all fired up about another Texas Tech thread. He lives for this ****.

What a ****ing ***got.

Puddy

Andy-

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What a ****ing ***got.

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This is not worded well as a Jeopardy clue.

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Look at Puddles all fired up about another Texas Tech thread. He lives for this ****.

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It is reassuring to see Gerg's butt buddies come to his defense. They may be stuck to his nuts, but there are lethal at that distance.

Provider kills me

If anyone cares...

The actual clue was a picture of KK, Alex said: Texas Tech coach Kliff Kingsbury, seen here, looks a lot like this star of of 'Half Nelson' and 'Drive.'

Answer: Ryan Gosseling

http://mweb.cbssports.com/ncaaf/eye-on-college-football/24458087/video-kliff-kingsbury-shows-up-as-a-jeopardy-clue

Sexy motherf-cker

I bet if they panned down they'd see him getting F*CKED in the AZZHOLE by some random dude(s).

Nah, getting blown by a random 2* recruit. Which is okay, by the way.

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I bet if they panned down they'd see him getting F*CKED in the AZZHOLE by some random dude(s).

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Yes they wood

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Andy-

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What a ****ing ***got.

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This is not worded well as a Jeopardy clue.

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My bad.

"This Coach looks like Ryan Gosling, recruits like Charlie Weis, and is probably a ****ing ***got."

Probably?

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Probably?

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Wtf is wrong with you