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Originally Posted by Balter
Weren't you supposed to be a troll/sock "pretending" to be obsessed with ****? Didn't you start a thread declaring your username dead after some sort of long term "victory" troll over at Texags? Am I taking crazy pills?

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I can't speak on the issue of crazy pills, but the "pretending" thing was set off when I was working in Dallas and a partner of the law firm I am with who went to Michigan asked me some questions about **** (I did my undergrad to UT and law school at Northwestern, so I follow Big 12 and Big 10 football). The guy was shocked that with an $8 billion endowment that **** wasn't considered an elite university. He wondered if there was another university that had done less with such wealth. I explained to him that it was because **** is cursed with the **** mentality.

He couldn't believe what I was telling him about **** was true and we ended up making a bet that I could convince him the ****s were as I explained them. He didn't know **** was a branch of UT until 1948, that they have only been an actual university for 50 years, that the whole "12th Man" thing is a fairy tale, etc. He also didn't believe their student body and alumni base were a bunch of small minded idiots who bought into what essentially is a cult mentality. Long story short, I proved my point rather easily (they still make death threats and are stalking some guy in Tomball, Texas. They are obsessed with silencing the infidel who dares speak the truths about their beloved university).

The "Randolph Duke is Dead" thing was part explaining the bet and letting everyone in on what was going on. It was also an oblique reference to Ralph Bellamy who played Randolph Duke in Trading Places. My wife is a a relative of his. He also starred in a movie titled "The Man Who Lived Twice."

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what a doofus

I hope this guy is seeking professional help

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branch of UT until 1948

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"The Man Who Lived Twice" was a terrible, terrible movie from the 1930's and featured a character named "Aggie". You can't make this stuff up.

[This message has been edited by Wipey (edited 6/16/2013 6:54p).]

The only times randy duke is ever in a law office is when dealing with his latest child rape charges.

If he wants to play that game that A&M was a "branch of t.u." what are his thoughts on A&M being the original main campus of "t.u" since we're a decade older than his beloved school?

Has anyone really tracked this guy down or know his story?

^ hello Randolph.

Dude absolutely needs to seek help

Funny but no. I know that some have mentioned the Tomball connection, but pure speculation. Has anyone actually confirmed per IP or other ways?

scrrnut
3 posts, joined 02/01/2012

So? I read more than I post. Answer the question

Makes me sad.

Dude needs a shrink.

Haha! Crazy...and sad. What a looser.

Our endowment is $7 Billion. t.u.'s endowment is $17 Billion. In 2011, their USN&WR ranking was 45. Ours was 58. If you take out all the private schools, they were 16. We were 19. Who's doing less with more, sip? Plus, both t.u. and A&M are public universities who's admission standards are set by state law. If you want to be "elite," you must only admit "elite" candidates. That's not our function in the higher education system of our beloved state and our beloved nation. People like this who spread lies about us to others kinda pisses me off a little bit.

The real danger here is that Randy finally blows a gasket and decides to eat the gun the bullet goes through the sheetrock and wings some granny sitting in her rocking chair.

So if you are going to end it all fella, drive your car out to safe place and do it there.

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What? You don't believe securitied law, non-litigator?

Randolph Duke poster strikes me as the type to call-in a perp for sending letters with ricin on them, to only find out he was the one who sent the letters.

He's gotta be an Ag just trolling their board.

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He's gotta be an Ag just trolling their board

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he isnt, he really has devoted his life to investigating anything and everything A&M related

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He's gotta be an Ag just trolling their board

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he isnt, he really has devoted his life to investigating anything and everything A&M related

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I think it's a general troll account that is maintained by multiple people.

There are multiple people on this website that know the guy. I have seen some of his rants on FB.

this guy sounds about as stable as bjork.

TL, he's spent a great deal of energy trying to rewrite the Aggie football Wikipedia pages. He's not an Aggie, he's an obsessed idiot.

Imagine the time he must spend obsessing over OU since that's tu's real and only rival. Surprised he has time left to breathe.

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There are multiple people on this website that know the guy. I have seen some of his rants on FB.

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Then why don't those people step forward and expose him so we can crush him like the pathetic POS that he is?

We pretty much have, but he persists. It's obsession to the Max.

So he is the pedo from Tomball?

scrrnut
6 posts, joined 02/01/2012

Who TF are you?

Tom: ignore him. He is most likely duke or one of his co-rapists.

Dang. I'm thinking "Randolf Duke" could be a great Halloween idea.

What costume (other than a straight jacket) explain the concept accurately?

Can't help it. I grew up in Houston and every time I see his name, I can't get this guy's face out of my mind.

I picture Randy much the same except that he's a doctor and not a lawyer...

Except Dr. Red Duke is a Texas icon and would likely whip the pederast's ass for demeaning the school he loves and was a yell leader for.

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