Friend 1 (Longhorn fan) and Friend 2 (Longhorn grad) sent me (Aggie grad) some hate mail last month regarding Texas State being higher in the rankings than the Ags. I responded today.


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From: Friend 1
Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2012 11:28 AM
To: Friend 2
Cc: Me
Subject: Texas State

So both Texas State and A&M are in the “others receiving votes” category in the AP top 25. The Bobcats have received 10, the Aggies 5.

Just thought I’d keep you abreast of recent developments, in the world of college football relevancy.
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From: Friend 2
Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2012 11:30 AM
To: Friend 1
Cc: Me
Subject: RE: Texas State

In other news, OU sux.
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From: Me
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2012 1:10 PM
To: Friend 1, Friend 2
Subject: Re: Texas State

Hey, your team sucks at football.
Just thought I'd keep you abreast of recent developments...

Hopefully you gave each a call first to make sure they weren't dead.

1st, kudos to OP for perhaps the coolest thread title of the year. Seriously.

As for the email, you're a much more restrained person than I. My version of the email would've been along the lines of...


Hey ****heads,
You're **** ty **** ing team sucks donkey balls and so you, mother ****ers. Lick my nuts, rim my dog and take turns fisting your dick sucking boyfriend, you worthless piece of dog ****.

Your friend,
AHOV

How the **** do I get put on that email list, AHOV?

**** ********** *** ******, ******!

I have no rebuttal, that was perfect.

AggieCaddie,

Keep us posted on their responses, if you get any. I would not have been as nice either but good job bringing it back up. I hear there is a shortage of razor blades in Austin today.....