1. t-sips say they are going to the B1G and leaving everyone else behind
2. t-sips say they are going to the Pac and taking the rest of the Big 12 South with them
3. Texas A&M says we'll explore other options.
4. Texas A&M gets SEC offer.
5. t-sips want to stay in the Big 12, spin it as "we wanted to stay here all along, the fact we decided to at the same time the Aggies got SEC offer is just coincidence"
6. Texas A&M decides we'll stay in the Big 12 for now, just to see if the conference stabilizes.
7. SEC says offer is standing.
8. t-sips put out spin directly from DeLoss to Chip that the Aggies never had a stand alone offer to SEC, it was contingent on OU coming and that they really wanted tu.
9. t-sips try to break NCAA rules with the LHN.
10. Texas A&M tells tu to **** off, we're out.
11. t-sips say ok whatever you can't go anywhere, no SEC offer
12. What? Aggie does have SEC offer? DeLoss: Get me K-Star on the phone.
13. K-Star and the tu baylor minions concoct a bogus report from the Chip Brown of economic reporting.
14. SEC says we will take Texas A&M without any legal hang ups.
15. t-sips say hahaha you can't go we held you back.
16. Bowtie tells Slive "see what little whiny b's we have to deal with?"
17. SEC says welcome to the SEC, Aggies
18. K-Star shuts the **** up.
19. Aggies erect billboard in Waco. Butthurt epidemic spreads through all baylor and tu fans.
20. t-sips put out spin of a huge buyout. Aggies say it will be about what NU and CU paid.
21. Chip says the Aggies will pay $31M. Gets laughed at by Aggies.
22. Aggies pay what they said they would.
23. Chip starts flinging his poo against the wall because he's been proven wrong and humiliated for the 689th time.
[This message has been edited by Happy Kuykendahl (edited 2/29/2012 9:09a).]
Added 12/31/2012:
The t-sip disqualification list:
1. You have no SEC offer.
2. Your SEC offer is contingent.
3. You will get your ass kicked in the SEC.
4. See, Florida beat you and they suck.
5. The SEC is down.
6. Nice moral victory against LSU.
7. Ranked team on the road at Miss St? You'll lose badly.
8. Miss St is WAY over rated.
9. Alabama is going to kill you. Welcome to the real SEC.
10. Alabama was down after the emotional LSU win.
11. Missouri will upset you again.
12. Missouri mailed it in.
13. Klein will win the Heisman, he's the most deserving.
14. Teo will win the Heisman, he's the most deserving.
15. Johnny (insert hateful remark) only won because of his play station offense, won't surprise SEC with it next year.
16. Down year for the Heisman.
17. BOOMER SOONER! We're ALL about conference pride.
[This message has been edited by Happy Kuykendahl (edited 12/31/2012 9:08a).]
2. t-sips say they are going to the Pac and taking the rest of the Big 12 South with them
3. Texas A&M says we'll explore other options.
4. Texas A&M gets SEC offer.
5. t-sips want to stay in the Big 12, spin it as "we wanted to stay here all along, the fact we decided to at the same time the Aggies got SEC offer is just coincidence"
6. Texas A&M decides we'll stay in the Big 12 for now, just to see if the conference stabilizes.
7. SEC says offer is standing.
8. t-sips put out spin directly from DeLoss to Chip that the Aggies never had a stand alone offer to SEC, it was contingent on OU coming and that they really wanted tu.
9. t-sips try to break NCAA rules with the LHN.
10. Texas A&M tells tu to **** off, we're out.
11. t-sips say ok whatever you can't go anywhere, no SEC offer
12. What? Aggie does have SEC offer? DeLoss: Get me K-Star on the phone.
13. K-Star and the tu baylor minions concoct a bogus report from the Chip Brown of economic reporting.
14. SEC says we will take Texas A&M without any legal hang ups.
15. t-sips say hahaha you can't go we held you back.
16. Bowtie tells Slive "see what little whiny b's we have to deal with?"
17. SEC says welcome to the SEC, Aggies
18. K-Star shuts the **** up.
19. Aggies erect billboard in Waco. Butthurt epidemic spreads through all baylor and tu fans.
20. t-sips put out spin of a huge buyout. Aggies say it will be about what NU and CU paid.
21. Chip says the Aggies will pay $31M. Gets laughed at by Aggies.
22. Aggies pay what they said they would.
23. Chip starts flinging his poo against the wall because he's been proven wrong and humiliated for the 689th time.
[This message has been edited by Happy Kuykendahl (edited 2/29/2012 9:09a).]
Added 12/31/2012:
The t-sip disqualification list:
1. You have no SEC offer.
2. Your SEC offer is contingent.
3. You will get your ass kicked in the SEC.
4. See, Florida beat you and they suck.
5. The SEC is down.
6. Nice moral victory against LSU.
7. Ranked team on the road at Miss St? You'll lose badly.
8. Miss St is WAY over rated.
9. Alabama is going to kill you. Welcome to the real SEC.
10. Alabama was down after the emotional LSU win.
11. Missouri will upset you again.
12. Missouri mailed it in.
13. Klein will win the Heisman, he's the most deserving.
14. Teo will win the Heisman, he's the most deserving.
15. Johnny (insert hateful remark) only won because of his play station offense, won't surprise SEC with it next year.
16. Down year for the Heisman.
17. BOOMER SOONER! We're ALL about conference pride.
[This message has been edited by Happy Kuykendahl (edited 12/31/2012 9:08a).]
